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Elliot

@FollowElliot_

I tweet about life

 England
Joined February 2013
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I would *never* use language like this, obvs 😉 - but we could all do with a smile just now. And if humour helps get the message across...
Janey Godley (@JaneyGodley) profile pictureJaney Godley@JaneyGodley22 Mar 2020
“I don’t want to see any of you out there, I run my toe up the crack of yer ass” #janeygodleyvoiceover #nicolasturgeon #COVIDー19
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Replying to @gridcustomersuk
@wpduk power outage in Worcester WR4 area.
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Hey there demons, it’s me, ya boy
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Guys I think I’ve nailed it...
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Can we start 2018 again I’ve fucked it
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Replying to @TicketmasterUK
@TicketmasterUK service towards creamfields is awful! 4 days to go and still haven't got my ticket and shock, they're giving no help either.
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the most normal thing in 2017 so far xitter.gq/kfury/status/892888280…
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ZD@zorasdad16 Jul 2017
Replying to @piersmorgan
So Cilic needs to get a grip for being injured but for Ronaldo it's fine? What's the difference?
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Legit crying😭😭 xitter.gq/followelliot_/status/8…
Elliot (@FollowElliot_) profile pictureElliot@FollowElliot_18 May 2017
Deep stuff from the Simpsons
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Struggling to lose weight? Try eating less food #thebasicadvisor
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Want to win the general election? Repeat the following: ''STRONG AND STABLE LEADERSHIP''
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If you're broke, a very efficient way to stop it is to earn some money
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"I love these tasty human potato sticks" "Chips, Theresa, they are called..." "STRONG AND STABLE POTATO STICKS"
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Российские болельщики зачищают сектор с английскими #EURO2016 #engrus #fight
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It's not just that Japan won, it's how they won. Turned down the draw - the best result in their history - for chance of immortality.
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Replying to @FollowElliot_
@E11I0To by the way, I don't do "drugs", but if I see blue meth...it might tempt me. Haha
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RT if you have ever said this
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Replying to @FollowElliot_
@E11I0To twin for life 😂
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Everybody follow @Pritchards
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