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The upper classes don't apply for jobs. They get ushered in through family connections or nepotism. Failing this, they become roving Trust-afarians with fake, look-busy jobs to hide the fact that they don't work for a living.
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Zionism itself is like a โGenocide Chungusโ in the way it just copies what the Nazis did in a much dorkier way
"D." Fool retweeted
My dad presented this song to me like it was the Mona Lisa and prefaced it with, "this is the greatest song ever written."
"D." Fool retweeted
If you live in the suburbs you can hit that special overlap area where you get guys in Ram pickups with punisher stickers on them who drink matcha and want to meet Michelle Obama
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Boomers are absolutely obsessed with eliminating property taxes, despite a lifetime of profiting from currency debasement &asset inflation
Property taxes are the oldest &fairest tax in existence, but they have no concept of responsibility โ the most selfish generation in history
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As I reported hours ago, Flรกvio Bolsonaro has arrived safely in United States.
The mastermind behind this operation is U.S. Secretary of State @SecRubio .
From the United States, free and safe, Flรกvio will lead the opposition against Lula.
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By 2028 everyone will be ashamed to admit they ever supported MAGA/Trump/the GOP just like with Bush, and then by about 2040 everyone will be sick of the new Woke 3.0 hegemony and bring them back to power, then realize it was a horrible mistake when they irrevocably fuck everything up again.
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There is no critical mass of Third World people who want to completely destroy the imperial core and its exploitative excess, there are billions more people worldwide who would pick becoming Andrew Tate or Kylie Jenner over becoming some Maoist revolutionary any day.
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I am serious. I am very jealous of people in wealthy diaspora communities in major coastal cities. There is literally no benefit whatsoever to being a โHeritage Americanโ or whatever you call it in the 21st century.
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Right-wing politics in Anglosphere countries will never, ever be anything other than the proposition that anyone who owns real estate is the Ubermensch and everyone else is subhuman. So it will always be for 50 year olds who believe in medbeds, sorry.
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Costco is one of the most dehumanizing shopping experiences you can have in this country. To make matters worse, you have to pay for a membership to experience its unique brand of misery.
Did you know that the world's busiest Costco makes more money than most publicly traded companies?
Over $400 million per year.
And you'll never guess where it's located...
Some mind bending stats:
- Nearly 1 in 4 local residents have a membership here
- Hotels buy so many towels here that certain SKUs are permanently overstocked
- On holidays the line to get in has wrapped all the way through the parking lot and into the street
- Itโs one of the only locations that has to adjust shelf stocking to account for humidity and ocean-air corrosion
- Some tour groups literally add โCostco stopโ as an attraction for visitors
- At peak times you can wait 20 to 40 minutes for fuel
- Where is it? Oahu, Hawaii. Hawaiiโs isolation means businesses literally depend on this store to operate
- It was the first Hawaii location, opening in 1988
- Because of island supply issues, this Costco moves through far more bottled water per day than almost any other US location
- Even the food court does mainland numbers despite being 2,400 miles away from the nearest Costco distribution hub
I freaking love Costco, and boy do I freaking love capitalism even more.
