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Problem Child retweeted
Trump will REMAIN President, but what he CAN'T do now:
1. *Can't pass any law:*
Needs Parliament. With Democrats at 90, all his bills will be blocked.
2. *Can't get money:*
Parliament controls the budget. No funding for his MAGA projects, Wall etc.
3. *Faces Impeachment Risk:* Democrats can start investigations and even move impeachment.
4. *Can't appoint Judges/Officials freely:* Senate will block his picks.
5. *Can't do big foreign deals:*
Trade deals, war funding needs Parliament nod.
In short: He will stay in the White House, sign Executive Orders, but Parliament and Courts can overturn them.
He becomes a *Lame Duck President* - President in name, powerless in reality.
#USMidterms
If it wasn’t Walliams, surely he’d be refuting it.
I’d be shouting from the rooftops.
Frankly, there are too many wrong ’uns to care much about individual cases, celebrities or not.
My very helpful postman tapped on the back door and walked straight in.
I was hoovering the sitting room in my pants and we both got quite a shock.
He won’t make the same mistake again.
#karma
For Halloween, I decided to stay at home alone and achieve a personal best in tutting and sighing.
Tomorrow, I’m going to the cemetery to video my ghost story. Just couldn’t be arsed today.
Problem Child retweeted
In 1986, Gene Roddenberry said Patrick Stewart's name should "never, ever be mentioned in my presence again."
Five years later, Stewart sang and danced on the bridge of the Enterprise as a birthday surprise for him.
It was never meant to be seen. A copy survived and ended up as a DVD bonus.
RIP Sir Patrick.
The night before last, I dreamt a man ‘pumped’ millions of tiny spiders all over my bedroom.
Last night, I dreamt there was a huge snake loose in my room which I had to catch.
None the wiser.
Problem Child retweeted
If Jason Arday had applied for a press embargo on him due to his mental health you can bet your life the British press would've broken it for "the public interest"
Think I might be a bit emotional. Just heard a story about Peter Beardsley being a really lovely man and I wept slightly.
You’re a good lad, Peter.
Supermarket delivery driver asked my advice on finding a private carer for her mother when she delivered to my client this morning.
She ruined it when she mentioned ‘the blacks’ she used to work with in childcare who were always falling asleep because they had 2 jobs.
I’d gladly pay more tax if the NHS rolled out a regular worming service.
I spend a disproportionate amount of time worrying that I’m housing a mile of parasite.
I may be an inept fool. I say the wrong thing often. My twitter handle @Footinit is no accident.
But, unlike a lot of people, I’m never knowingly a cunt.
We left after 40 minutes. Dire.
Son decided not to wear the costume and keep it for Halloween party tomorrow. Thank god because the cinema was full of 50 year olds and he’d have looked ridiculous. Especially walking out half way through.
Booyakasha!
Looks like I’m watching the Ali G movie tonight.
To add insult to injury, I will be attending the cinema with a 17 year old in full Ali G costume.
Might lie and tell him I couldn’t find 2 seats together.
