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Woman of misc. heritage & exotic ‘fro - Old enough to be your mother - Pro-Am carer - ‘Buxom menace’ - ‘Like Vera Drake’ - https://xitter.gq/t.co/sKj6Ughk8A

Cambridgeshire, England
Joined June 2010
Replying to @DyeWorksPrint
That is the face of a man who picked up an egg mayo thinking it was cheese and onion.
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Can’t stop listening. Rich Fulcher is one of the most amusing men alive.
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For Halloween, I decided to stay at home alone and achieve a personal best in tutting and sighing. Tomorrow, I’m going to the cemetery to video my ghost story. Just couldn’t be arsed today.
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Replying to @moneychimp
So…you didn’t flush?
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Replying to @metamacky
Another doppelgänger.
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What do you think my motive would be for claiming to see a film when I hadn’t? My son wanted to see it. I think you need help with your conspiracy theory derangement. Here, now fuck off.
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