Forever Alone Fred

Watch romantic comedy. Depressed.

At least I won't ever be friendzoned.

You've almost made it to the weekend. Time to decide what you're going to over-eat while you sit alone and cry.

I'm single by choice. Her choice.

I just had sex... Is a great song.

Single awareness day?... More like Single Awareness year.

Gets ass. Finger went through toilet paper.

Seven billion people in the world. Still single.

Plenty of fish in the sea. Awful fisherman.

Asks a girl out. Message ignored.

Says hi on Facebook chat. Person goes offline.

Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other.

My girlfriend is like my iPad. I don't have an iPad.

Friends with benefits. Not even friends.

Finds love. Halfway through the dictionary.

Clicks 'Find Friends' on Facebook. No results.

Receives phone call. Wrong number.

Has girlfriend. Wakes up from dream.