I will eat robots if pushed...
Hamburg, Germany
Joined November 2011
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LOOK,IF YOU WOULD JUST DO ALL OF THE THINGS I WROTE ON THE FORUMS IN CAPS YOUR GAME WOULD BE THE BEST EVER!!!!!!!!!
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The #Stadia Features Nobody is Talking About by Rory Connacht Argyll link.medium.com/qJmjAaLKG1
This was in my flat. I have pics somewhere. I’ll add the soon.
This gig was in my bedroom👇🏻 @Franz_Ferdinand
“In true DIY guerrilla fashion, Franz Ferdinand had ended up playing an impromptu set at a student party in Marchmont, it became the stuff of Edinburgh gig-going legend...”
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I‘m planning a very last minute trip to @gameconnection - if you are a 10+ person studio with amazing server engineering chops and capacity coming online before 2019, Scopely wants to know about it. Let's rendezvous tomorrow. #gameconnection #PGW18 #gamedev
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Exactly 30 years ago today @springsteen played his biggest ever show for 300,000 people in East Berlin - a gig some say helped bring down the Wall. I had a blast telling the story for @BigIssue, speaking to Jon Landau, @nilslofgren and German fans. Read about it in the mag now.
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To whomever is running this simulation.
IT’S 3AM. YOU ARE DRUNK. GO TO BED. START AGAIN FROM YOUR 2015 SAVE FILE TOMORROW.
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JURASSIC PARK SEQUEL IDEA:
3 Million AD.
The humans are extinct.
The dino-scientists find mosquitoes with human blood.
Guess who they clone...
Jeff. Fucking. Goldblum.
They mix up the mosquito DNA with Goldblum's.
Surprise assholes.
This is now a sequel to The Fly.
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At this emotional time of year it's important to spare a thought for those spending Christmas alone... watching the tele standing up. Watching the tele on top of the microwave, standing up. Solemnly sipping brown booze. Spare a thought. xitter.gq/Nigel_Farage/status/94…
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In 2018, no more excuses: I am going to hunt down and kill all of my enemies
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Those people desperate for a traditional blue passport will be upset to find the new one will still have a photo of a fuckwit inside them.
My 5 yr old asked who Michael Jackson is and I glibly replied “a guy that used to say chamone a lot”. I did the voice when I said chamone. Now my daughter stomps around the house every day proclaiming “trombone”. She does the voice when she says it.
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To Delight Of Everyone Nearby, Local Man Updates His Personal Star Wars Movie Rankings pointandclickbait.com/2017/1…
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ppl are hung up on who rey's dad is & meanwhile chewie is right there. driving her to jedi practice. keeping the engine running. dropping her off to meet the new boyfriend he doesn't exactly approve of, but just tells her to get home safe. her search for a father figure is OVER
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hey girl am i a Death Star
because i feel like you should keep trying to rebuild me in spite of my obvious flaws and the lives i’ve destroyed
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Read all about my journey down the long and winding road in search of the true story of Macca and Mull of Kintyre in Monday's mag. Features an actual real life Beatle 👇🏻 xitter.gq/BigIssue/status/941691…
From Monday, a Big Issue exclusive.
Paul McCartney tells why Mull of Kintyre will always hold a special place in his heart PLUS 40 years after the track hit the top of the charts we're getting the (pipe) band back together. With added Denny Laine. bit.ly/2APRUVQ
Take a look through their social media interactions with prospective pre-order customers earlier this week. Tyre fire. xitter.gq/_alexcalvin/status/941…
I know that its #starwars day but I just realised that Clem Fandango from Toast of London is Ash Tyler in #StarTrekDiscovery and that his character may well be Voq the klingon in disguise and now my head hurts.
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