I will eat robots if pushed...
Hamburg, Germany
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Exactly 30 years ago today @springsteen played his biggest ever show for 300,000 people in East Berlin - a gig some say helped bring down the Wall. I had a blast telling the story for @BigIssue, speaking to Jon Landau, @nilslofgren and German fans. Read about it in the mag now.
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To whomever is running this simulation.
IT’S 3AM. YOU ARE DRUNK. GO TO BED. START AGAIN FROM YOUR 2015 SAVE FILE TOMORROW.
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JURASSIC PARK SEQUEL IDEA:
3 Million AD.
The humans are extinct.
The dino-scientists find mosquitoes with human blood.
Guess who they clone...
Jeff. Fucking. Goldblum.
They mix up the mosquito DNA with Goldblum's.
Surprise assholes.
This is now a sequel to The Fly.
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At this emotional time of year it's important to spare a thought for those spending Christmas alone... watching the tele standing up. Watching the tele on top of the microwave, standing up. Solemnly sipping brown booze. Spare a thought. xitter.gq/Nigel_Farage/status/94…
Fraser MacInnes retweeted
In 2018, no more excuses: I am going to hunt down and kill all of my enemies
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Those people desperate for a traditional blue passport will be upset to find the new one will still have a photo of a fuckwit inside them.
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To Delight Of Everyone Nearby, Local Man Updates His Personal Star Wars Movie Rankings pointandclickbait.com/2017/1…
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ppl are hung up on who rey's dad is & meanwhile chewie is right there. driving her to jedi practice. keeping the engine running. dropping her off to meet the new boyfriend he doesn't exactly approve of, but just tells her to get home safe. her search for a father figure is OVER
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hey girl am i a Death Star
because i feel like you should keep trying to rebuild me in spite of my obvious flaws and the lives i’ve destroyed
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Read all about my journey down the long and winding road in search of the true story of Macca and Mull of Kintyre in Monday's mag. Features an actual real life Beatle 👇🏻 xitter.gq/BigIssue/status/941691…
From Monday, a Big Issue exclusive.
Paul McCartney tells why Mull of Kintyre will always hold a special place in his heart PLUS 40 years after the track hit the top of the charts we're getting the (pipe) band back together. With added Denny Laine. bit.ly/2APRUVQ
Fraser MacInnes retweeted
If black people had voted 68% for a pedophile last night, the media would be spending all day questioning the moral character of black families and communities.
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so what you are saying is, Century Fox is now Disney
which means the Alien franchise is now Disney
which means Xenomorphs, being born from the Xenomorph Queen, are now Disney princesses xitter.gq/CNBC/status/9380546411…
BREAKING: Walt Disney Co. & 21st Century Fox closing in on deal that could come as soon as next week; enterprise value for 21st Century Fox assets seen above $60 billion - sources cnbc.com/id/104880090
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December 2016, David Davis: "We are in the midst of carrying out about 57 sets of analyses, each of which has implications for individual parts of 85% of the economy."
December 2017, David Davis: "The usefulness of such detailed impact assessments is near zero."
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Finally, after probably the most stressful couple of months of our lives, Dragon's Watch is out now! So proud of the team! Get it at onelink.to/95mb8u
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The reviews for "The Disaster Artist" are in: Overall, it's received Hi Marks.
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Parents: Kids are more depressed these days, I wonder why?
Kids: You destroyed the economy for us, the earth is literally dying, we are going to work until we die and on top of that the Nazis are back.
Parents: It's those pesky iPhones
