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Fred Delicious 🍆 retweeted
When Elon Musk’s Son Wants A Hug
ALT 6 panel comic Panel 1: Elon Musk is typing cry-laugh emojis into his phone. His small son stands behind him, arms in the air, desperate for a tiny shred of genuine affection Son: Hug Panel 2: Continuation of Panel 1. Once again, Musk’s son begs his father for a hug Panel 3: Seeing his father is still not responding to his pleas, Lil X shouts: SHOOTER Panels 4-6: Musk holding his son in various positions to shield himself from potential gunshots
Fred Delicious 🍆 retweeted
one year the Super Bowl halftime show should just be like, a clown or a magician
Fred Delicious 🍆 retweeted
*cop starts breakdancing* (feat. @Fred_Delicious himself!) - Museum of Twitter #0212
Fred Delicious 🍆 retweeted
Hey Microsoft please stop trying to invent God and just make Outlook search work.
Fred Delicious 🍆 retweeted
OMG my grandma just called spongebob “that pineapple man” 🤣🤣🤣 and then she fucked my brains out!
Fred Delicious 🍆 retweeted
her: so babe aren't you gonna tell me some cool facts about German tanks
Me, too sad about the robot dying in sonic adventure: I guess. The panzer III ausf F was armed with a 50mm cannon
her, encouraging: how did it perform against soviet armour?
me, sighing: underwhelmingly
Fred Delicious 🍆 retweeted
(putting my jacket over a woman’s shoulders) I’m actually really cold now haha. It’s ok though. Oh wow it’s super cold. Oh my god
