NOBUDDY EVR LET
COLBERT RUN
N HIMZ HOLE LYFE
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Colbert Did Nothing Wrong retweeted
My friend’s 1.5 yo puppy passed away due to anesthesia complications before surgery today. I sat with her & cried as we hugged her sweet girl. Everyone tell your dog you love them & give them a chicken nugget for me. ❤️ also spam the replies with dog pictures. My heart hurts.
Colbert Did Nothing Wrong retweeted
Today is my 32nd birthday.
Over the last month, I asked several 90-year-olds what advice they would give to their 32-year-old selves.
Here's the life advice everyone needs to hear:
Lima getz the water and I getz the snax. He drove a hard bargain, but this iz fair we think.
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Replying to @sasshole @NicoleJWebb
4 be being so smOL!! Need room for snax though.
🎶 Colbert Hayworth gave good face 🎶
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Replying to @FreeColbert @sasshole
Like for the last time, allegedly eating brake linez isn’t wire fraud. RIGHT, SASS?!?
Replying to @sasshole
Moar like deez officerz are guilty of felony LIAR fraud 😤
Replying to @AnooshInTheSun @BlairBraverman
Excuse me but Colbert b a published author
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HAZ 🧀
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