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Awestralia, mate
Joined April 2014
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ME: how much for that dumbass bag of meat and bones
CASHIER: sir that’s my manager
ME: HOW MUCH
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[3 dads circling new neighbor on their bikes]
"im not looking for any trouble"
all three dads in unison: HI NOT LOOKING FOR TROUBLE IM DAD
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a McDonalds Quarter Pounder costs $5.27 locally and has 417 calories, enough to power a human for approx. 6 hours
one gallon of gasoline has 31,000,000 calories and costs $2.40, enough to power a human for 3,376 days
the winner is clear
On days off, I used to sit on my couch and drink day & night until I had to go back to work. I haven't had an booze for half a year and now I do this:
[AM]
30min s/ups, squats, dips, p/ups,
45min walk w/ 20kg/44lb backpack
[PM]
40min weights (rocks)
30min run
I'm kinda fit.
When removing clothing -sweaty, sticky clothing- after exercising, does any one else have a mild panic attack (with moaning and/or with swearing) when the aforementioned clothing grabs clamily, wetily to the human carapace?
Was headed to Bunnings for a snagger. Remembered I didnt have on any B-O basher, so I just used the WD-40 in my garage.
Well, lemme tell yous. I got 17 FREE snaggers from the snaggerista, five proposals from tradies, and -no furphy- there was a hi-vis orgy by the caulk aisle.
In the last month, I have deactivated / deleted Reddit, Flickr, Tumblr, Facebook and Instagram. I even deleted my Cheezburger account. The only thing between me and an off-the-grid hut in the woods is you loveable idiots.
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$ ls -lh projects/
> 192 MB dungeons_dragons_quests/
> 26 MB LARP_tactics/
> 89 MB veronica_mars_fanfiction
> 0.1 MB graduate_thesis/