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L.O.N to da D.O.N
Joined March 2009
Funk Butcher retweeted
There’s no way you don’t feel for Mbappe, honestly. Nobody actually imagined that his career would turn out like this, that at 27, he would still be without a Ballon d’Or. We’re talking about a player who has been at the very top of world football for almost 10 years, someone who has consistently delivered at the highest level, yet somehow, the biggest individual prize in football continues to elude him. He’s finished 9 consecutive years in the Ballon d’Or top 10. 8 consecutive league Golden Boots. A World Cup Golden Boot. Two Champions League Golden Boots. A World Cup winner at 19. He has scored goals everywhere he has played, broken records, carried teams, and remained one of the most decisive players of his generation. Yet here we are, still talking about Mbappe without a single Ballon d’Or to his name. Who would have believed this in 2018. He hasn’t even had a bad career. Far from it. He has had a career most player can only dream of. But when you consider the level of talent, the expectations surrounding him since he was young, and the consistency with which he has delivered, you would have expected him to have at least one by now. It’s even more painful is that you can never really say he hasn’t done enough to be in the conversation. Every season, he gives himself a chance, but there always seems to be someone or something standing in his way. You can’t even say it’s Messi and Ronaldo. Mbappe is only 27, so his story is far from over. He still has time to win one, maybe even 2. But imagine being this good for this long and reaching this age without the one individual award that would cement your place in football history even further. It’s crazy when you actually sit down and think about it.
🚨 OFFICIAL: Kylian Mbappé, 2nd at the Ballon d’Or 2026.
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How men cook, this is so accurate 😭😭😂
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I hope this is not permanent….my word!! 😳
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Good on these young lads for having the confidence & unity to walk off together. Glad to see their staff protected them without all that ‘evidence needed’ BS too
England walk off the pitch against Ireland the U15 World Cup after one of their players alleges he was called a monkey
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Funk Butcher retweeted
Since everyone wants to prove their ‘Congoleseness’ please be donating to @FocusCongo_DRC and other charities to help the country, we have bigger fish to fry then who grew up listening to Fally or gospel
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So what were we saying about tonight! Were you entertained?!? #FallyLondres
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when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks
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The snake after convincing Eve to eat the apple
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I love that no matter WHO you are to the world, you’re still just a lame parent to your teenager. 😂
Mariah Carey crashing her son’s Twitch stream and STRESSING HIM OUT 😭💀
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Fally Ipupa has made me so proud to be African!!! There’s nothing like it 😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥
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The history books for our great grandkids about to be a hilarious
“I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before, Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss,” Trump says
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Look at what has been done to the presidency. Look at how destitute this has become. Not only is the comment crazy but keep in mind they’re both also married.
“I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before, Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss,” Trump says
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We’re in one hell of a timeline rn
“I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before, Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss,” Trump says
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we’re in the 9th circle of hell
“I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before, Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss,” Trump says
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I’m lost for words smh
There’s never been a time EVER in political history that all of this has happened. I think it’s so surreal that majority of people don’t know how to respond to it. It goes against everything they have been taught to believe was allowed in professional spaces and modern politics
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I’ve been to many shows for black artists at the O2, never heard the sound as crisp as Fally’s sound! The band were magnificent and his mic was ON!!!!
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President Trump stands in background as Nicki Minaj speaks at the rally Michigan REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst
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🚨Jude Bellingham should 100% win a Ballon d’Or in his career
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Replying to @FunkButcher
So do I was saying this yesterday Jackson has found a home and is looking dangerous
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A future senator that actually knows his job ! Wonder if his opponent would know these answers
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