Fyoproblems

Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a douche bag in tin foil. #fyoproblems

I don't trip. I do random gravity checks. #fyoproblems

#anti-pickuplines He: where have you been all my life? She: hiding from you. #fyoproblems

#anti-pickuplines He: I think I could make you very happy. She: why? Are you leaving? #fyoproblems

#anti-pickuplines He: can I buy you a drink? She: actually, I'd rather have the money. #fyoproblems

If we are all being honest here, your child makes me want to OD on birth control. #fyoproblems

No I'm not crying! Just having an allergic reaction to feelings. #fyoproblems

I ate four boxes of thin mints. Not feeling thin at all. #fyoproblems #dietfail

What'd you say Willis?!? @Catholicgrlprob @CatholicWonka #fyoproblems

Who turned the thermostat dial to hell?!? #fyoproblems

I drink while I workout. I call it Bacardio. #fyoproblems

Attention ladies! Just because it Zips doesn't mean it fits. #muffintopsarentcute #fyoproblems #ew

Every #iPhone should have this setting. #fyoproblems

My parents accused me of lying today. I looked at them and said, "tooth fairy, Easter bunny, and Santa claus" then I walked away like a boss

My ex updated his status to "standing on the edge of a cliff", so I poked him. #exboyfriendproblems #fyoproblems

Be sassy, classy, and a bit smartassy. #fyoproblems

If you were a dinosaur you'd be a bitch-a-whoreus. #fyoproblems #frenemyproblems

So you're telling me that just pinning exercise routines are not enough? I actually have to do them?! #pinterestproblems #fyoproblems

I didn't text you, vodka did. #fyoproblems