Me when I can't afford a bed after blowing all my money on a very expensive avant garde coffee table
A language mix-up led me to ordering a hot coffee instead of iced coffee. I'm currently sipping an Americano while sweating out every pore in my body, but potential confrontation/happiness avoided!
Payroll at my work still refusing to pay me my inserting the check into my breast pocket, and telling me to get myself something nice.
My homemade moonshine is just as good any distillery, try a swig and you won't even be able to see a difference!
Some of my most favorite jokes are the ones that I'm surprised get approved, this is one of those.
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Interviewer said I don't have enough real world experience, but it's not my fault we live in the Matrix :(
Why is it whenever you hear a supermarket announcement, it's always a lost kid and not a doorcrasher deal in aisle 3?
The four grandparents sharing a single bed in Charlie and the Chocolate factory was a comical level of poverty in 1964, yet in 2023 that's a reality for millions of people