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Gary Lim

@GarretLim
Joined April 2010
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I will pay you one million dollars to attend my comedy show
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Off Hours, episode 1! youtube.com/watch?v=sdl3e4Az… I don't usually explicitly ask, but in this case, PLEASE RT! Help make this my biggest Tweet, because it's the only way the show can keep going, and there are probs people out there who would enjoy this who don't know about it yet!
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time trib.al/l8X6tuy
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Clowns drive those tiny cars to overcompensate for their huge penises
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Remember, remember, the 5th of November...Happy Guy Fieri day! Don't forget your mask!
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Kids, watch out for razor blades in candy. They're just empty calories!
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I'll never be as famous as pizza
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i left my iPhone 6 in my pants pocket when i went to yoga and it came out like this #bendgate #bendghazi #USA
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Hellfrazor: "Dad, your dog isn't allowed to ride his foldable scooter in the house!" "Fraise your face looks like graph paper"
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this is the 6th time i've bought "bit coins" from your service and received a .avi of the Footloose remake instead. you just lost a customer
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I know vests aren't always the most popular fashion choice but it seems a little extreme to me that we have to make them bulletproof!
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Noah is the gritty reboot of the Evan Almighty franchise that fans have been clamouring for!!
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Bird feeders are so unhealthy, they promote binging-and-perching
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👩you cant beat it in hand to hand combat! 👦yes i can! 👽try me pussy ~if you want Mulder to die, fav this tweet. RT if you want him to live~
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I told you bro, snitches get stiches! *reaches into jacket, pulls out cross-stitch that reads "Thanks for telling the proper authorities"*
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Thanks for the #SexHouse love to the Harold Bloom of reality TV, @sportsguy33. Catch up from the beginning here: youtu.be/0App7QizQCU
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The best part of THe Avengers was when Spiderman looked at Batman and was like "are you thinking what I'm thinking?" and they kissed mouths
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Seek medical attention if erections last more than 4 hours. That means you, Dilbert's necktie.
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