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XXIX | UMN ‘18 🎓 | MPLS ➡️ LA

Los Angeles, CA
Joined October 2009
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“Where you from?” “Minnesota” “Where in Minny?” “Owatonna” “Ohh ok what’s that by?” “Rochester, Mankato, Faribault, etc” “Um where?” “Minneapolis.... I’m from Minneapolis. I live in the sculpture garden. I am the cherry on the spoon.” – at Minneapolis, MN
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This tape HAS to be AI
Victor Wembanyama just put up one of the most ABSURD stat lines you will ever see. 52 PTS, 24 REB, 8 BLK, 16/28 FG, 19/23 FT MVP front runner after this performance?
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Michele Tafoya running back to her shift on SNF
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The coolest thing about LaMelo is he is a genuinely good person and cares about others. People aren’t ready for this conversation but this comes down to how you are raised - you don’t just pick this up out of nowhere.
This is the most socially gifted human I’ve ever seen
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Jaden bro hahaha he so damn tuff
watch mcdaniels as the shot go up bro is funny asf he emote every time somebody take a 3😂😂 bro put a cigarette out and stepped on it
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My daughter learned today that we go to the Gopher Building at the best state fair in the country and take a picture with the Axe. Others can’t relate. Go Gophers! 〽️
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Ryan Jeffers having Duffle Bag Boy as his walk up song is the hardest thing I’ve seen all year. Didn’t know he was with the shits fr
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I hit 84.5 mph on the gun the other day. Might start pursuing my minor league dream? @Twins hit me
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Jalen Brunson’s base is so insane to me
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If you think THIS was Poehling EMBELLISHING, hard block me right now.
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Donte got hurt is what happened
During the regular season, 39% of the Wolves' shot *volume* were 3s. Right around league average. They ranked 15th in the league in 3-point shot frequency. But they haven't touched that volume of 3s in any game in this series against San Antonio -- which seems a little backwards, given the presence of Wemby at the rim. Regular season: 39% of shot volume Game 1: 27% of shot volume Game 2: 29% of shot volume Game 3: 37% of shot volume Game 4: 27% of shot volume Game 5: 35% of shot volume Asked Naz Reid why he thinks that has happened. "I'm not sure, honestly. I don't know, honestly... I think they're there to be had. We just gotta make the right play."
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Can we cut Julius before the series is over?
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If the Wolves play disciplined and selfless they can legit beat anybody on any given night. Let’s replicate tonight in game 4.
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They got bad defenders but we got Jaden McDaniels
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Ayo’s having a Naz Reid game 🥹🥹🥹
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my body can’t tell the difference between a life threatening situation and the Timberwolves playoff experience
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Can’t lie we might gotta get DWade off the mic…
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Tiger Woods has arrived at the Masters
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daunte culpepper after throwing the craziest 70-yard dart to randy moss.
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How much of these collapses fall on Finchy? #Wolves
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