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#ShortsForGuards

@GavTheSC

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Joined February 2010
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The Twats
Brendan May (@bmay) profile pictureBrendan May
@bmayNov 9
Why do they always look like something Roald Dahl would write.
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Great result today. Time to add the word Brand to the muted words on twitter now justice has been served.
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Bought my ex girlfriend one when she went to uni as her place didn't have space for a computer and tv
Retro Gaming Memories (@RetroMemoriesHQ) profile pictureRetro Gaming Memories
@RetroMemoriesHQNov 9
Did you ever have the privilege of watching TV on your PC with a TV tuner card?
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Person doing their job in doing their job shocker
S✨ (@sj2301__) profile pictureS✨@sj2301__Nov 8
Hello @LNER inspector is running this shit like the navy this morning, asking for railcards, handing out fines, asking how old children are, scrolling through split tickets, shaking people awake, could you be bothered on a sunday?!
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Someone to give you a reality check
💜🩵🥀ELLIE-ReformUK🥀🩵💜 (@EllieC51039968) profile picture💜🩵🥀ELLIE-ReformUK🥀🩵💜@EllieC51039968Nov 6
• Nigel Farage: Prime Minister • Richard Tice: Business Minister • Robert Jenrick: Chancellor • Suella Braverman: Education Sec • Zia Yusuf: Home Sec • Lee Anderson: Chief Whip • Danny Kruger: Head of Prep • Angus Macintyre: Sec for Defence What roles do we still need???
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Goat fuckers? That's just people from King Lynn
Games from the heaps of Steam (@HeapsofSteam) profile pictureGames from the heaps of Steam
@HeapsofSteamNov 5
Replying to @stats_feed
the goatfuckers can literally do real incest and get away with it but you're going to prison if you downloaded the wrong porn. Hilarious.
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Titanfall 3 is way overdue
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crunchyrugger (@crunchyrugger) profile picture
crunchyrugger@crunchyruggerNov 3
dear mr. zelenskyy, today would be a most excellent day to trash some bot farms.
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James 🇺🇸 (@Realcoinforge) profile picture
James 🇺🇸
@RealcoinforgeNov 3
MAGA, DON’T STORM ANY CAPITOLS WHEN YOU LOSE TODAY. JUST IGNORE IT LIKE YOU DID THE EPSTEIN FILES, RACISM, ICE & CORRUPTION.
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Chris (@greatironchris) profile picture
Chris
@greatironchrisNov 1
There was a whole generation between gen x and millennial, born from around 80-85, who are different than everyone else.
Frosty (@FrostyTakes) profile pictureFrosty@FrostyTakesNov 1
What the fuck is an "elder millennial?"
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Tim Gatt (@TimGatt) profile picture
Tim Gatt@TimGattNov 1
The Wet Bandits:
Matt Forde (@mattforde) profile pictureMatt Forde
@mattfordeNov 1
MacAllister is a PRICK
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Lord Arse! (@Lord_Arse) profile picture
Lord Arse!
@Lord_ArseNov 1
Today marks exactly 10 years since Hacker T. Dog delivered the greatest unscripted line in British television history. "We're just normal men... We're just innocent men."
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How to spot a cunt on twitter Blue tick? ✅ Flag emoji in name? ✅
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Pete Selby (@SelbyCommentary) profile picture
Pete Selby
@SelbyCommentaryOct 30
This #BeatLukeLittler only confirms one thing. A Royal Rumble of darts would be sensational TV. Same rules, one leg 501. 30 players, Winner stays on. As soon as the leg is over a 10 second countdown starts and the next players music starts and walks out. We don’t know who is in it, old players new players. Imagine all of a sudden Phil Taylor’s music starts to play… Would be amazing TV.
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Lotta cunts on here slating James Acaster at the moment. Remember Caroline Flack people....
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Great move by the daily mail. As you don't pay VAT on children's clothing they've saved themselves a few quid
Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 (@TRobinsonNewEra) profile pictureTommy Robinson 🇬🇧
@TRobinsonNewEraOct 28
I would like to thank @DailyMail for giving me the opportunity to look dapper as fuck in front of the world this week
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No he wouldn't like the thought of someone fleeing persecution to another country
Laurence Fox (@LozzaFox) profile pictureLaurence Fox
@LozzaFoxOct 28
People of America please petition your president to offer @TRobinsonNewEra political exile. Our country has fallen. The state prosecutor has persecuted this man long enough. We didn’t fight side by side for this. God bless the USA.
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Fuck me ours comes to about £35 for 3 of us and I'm a fat bastard!
David (@David4058926223) profile pictureDavid
@David4058926223Oct 27
Replying to @celtic_jaime
is chinese takeaway in itself not the biggest scam going? You seen the prices? Upwards of £50 for 2 people easily. It's a fucking takeaway!!!
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Did all his "supporters" stay home and watch the PM on Gogglebox instead?
Labour Press (@labourpress) profile pictureLabour Press
@labourpressOct 26
Nigel Farage is clearly really enjoying his so-called "Shadow Chancellor"'s speech
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Absolutely brilliant. Farage is finished - fucked in any other words. @reformparty_uk @Nigel_Farage
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