Arachno-Marxist • Lawncare Engineer (retired) • Scholar of Internet Freaks • @treeassemblypod
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Geens Dangles retweeted
Human: So get this. We drive needles through our skin and attach metal jewelry to our bodies
Alien: Yeah piercings. We have those, too
Human: Oh. Well we also grind up toxic plants and put it on our food to make it taste good
Alien: Yeah spice and seasoning.
Geens Dangles retweeted
Almost forgot to post this for the second half of the year. Must not break tradition.
This video is what keeps me anchored to reality.
Geens Dangles retweeted
Actually hilarious how they just used a clip of Rocco accurately describing what happened
Rocco Botte reports on American electoral politics LIVE from Osaka with TV Osaka. Expert correspondence! EXCLUSIVE!!!!
(Promo and interview clip below) @mega64 @rocco_botte
Geens Dangles retweeted
Every midterm election reminds me of the greatest moment in twitch history during the 2018 Chapo stream
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POV: You are about to witness a murder.
Hi Sandy. Are you well? This is wrong. On January 1, 1993, we sent a press release saying that multiplayer would be in DOOM, a full 8 months before you joined the company. We knew deathmatch would be huge. In that press release, in January 1993, we said multiplayer would be "the number one cause of decreased productivity in businesses around the world." We were sure of it, and we needed no convincing. I understand you are proud of your work on DOOM, and you should be, but please also respect the accuracy of your statements, particularly around game history. My concern is that these false statements are designed to trigger replies (like this one), reposts, and outrage discussion, all with the view of increasing your followers and subscriptions, particularly since this false deathmatch story (among others) is so easily disproved. I’ve even welcomed you to reach out to me ahead of time. You seem to appreciate game history as much as I do. Could you not also make yours accurate?
Geens Dangles retweeted
Forget 15 minute cities, here is everything that is on Wikipedia located within a 30 minute walk of where you are:
neil-scott.com/localwiki/
Geens Dangles retweeted
Do not try to make a joke about most superpowers, especially ones with vague or simple premises, because a lot of people will figure out some of them are busted
Because this just basically said guy 1 has perfect memory, guy 2 can replay past events and guy 3 can boil people
Geens Dangles retweeted
Eli film opinion: While critics were quick to shower "From the branches of the papaya tree" with praise, the 20 minutes I watched were wretched. Once again, the Academy rewards mediocrity.
Esther film opinion: You cannot miss "Demonisity 3D: Rise of the Demons"
Geens Dangles retweeted
AOC: Im President because youve run my social media so well
Me southern accent: not a problem mam
AOC: the idea to put stuff in brackets to show that youre doing it. Its genius
Me: god is a genius mam
AOC steps close: if I was in brackets what would you do to me
Me: no mam
