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Arachno-Marxist • Lawncare Engineer (retired) • Scholar of Internet Freaks • @treeassemblypod

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Joined March 2017
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No you’re just a moron who wants to see toys on screen
I’m willing to bet that - after this comes out - there are going to be a lot of late millennials/early zoomers who will realize why Lucas made the special editions in the first place. I had that epiphany when I first watched it through an unused, 1995 VHS release in 2011-2012.
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Clark basically said they've got a New Orleans but no New Orleans 2, ghetto ass reality 😂
Replying to @GL2814_3
I'm a fan of how JLA/Avengers had Superman casually mention that because Marvel has less fictional locations that their Earth is physically smaller.
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Human: So get this. We drive needles through our skin and attach metal jewelry to our bodies Alien: Yeah piercings. We have those, too Human: Oh. Well we also grind up toxic plants and put it on our food to make it taste good Alien: Yeah spice and seasoning.
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First poster from Ben Shapiro’s ‘Justice League International’
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They all look like they should have stands
The Beatles on their "Mad Day Out" (1968)
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Almost forgot to post this for the second half of the year. Must not break tradition. This video is what keeps me anchored to reality.
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Art =/= “something good/highbrow”
really hard to take the "video games are art" crowd seriously when all of them seem to have the idea that "art" is just "whatever is made by a human being" and will do nothing to defend this terrible position except get overly angry and hurl out insults like a retarded child
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Québécois thinks that no one starves in America
This goes back to disproving the utterly absurd claim that poor people in America don't benefit from imperialism. Even the poorest Americans live in a society that discards nearly 40% of its edible food supply, while people facing comparable poverty elsewhere will simply starve.
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Actually hilarious how they just used a clip of Rocco accurately describing what happened
Rocco Botte reports on American electoral politics LIVE from Osaka with TV Osaka. Expert correspondence! EXCLUSIVE!!!! (Promo and interview clip below) @mega64 @rocco_botte
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Hey Michael, just checking, do you actually believe a single rape has every happened in history? Because it seems like you think rape itself does not actually exist
Here is one of the "rapes" that Russell Brand has just been convicted of. It allegedly occurred after what the woman says was a consensual threesome with Brand, followed by consensual vaginal sex. It was then, according to the woman, that Brand committed "anal rape" upon her...
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Does anyone else find the way Chappell sings about women to be very male brained? Obsessing over sex instead of actual wlw love...
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Francis Fukuyama, 1989
Instead of fighting each other pointlessly, every country should unite and work together to pollute the earth and destroy the ocean and all wildlife and trees
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Catholic doesn’t understand basic human experience, more at 11
Dude casual sex is so alien of a concept to me, like to some extent I understand premarital sex with a SO. but I genuinely cannot understand how performing an intimate act with a guy or girl you met two seconds ago isn't embarrassing or disgusting.
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All this and he turns lib at the last minute because of his gay son
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The 3d rerelease was a cash grab and dint even make that much money, despite being a Star Wars movie back in theaters
We already know this is false. It's been 7 years since the Sequel Trilogy ended and that era couldn't be more dead. Not a single ST figure or vehicle on toy shelves, no spin-off TV series, no commemorative re-releases. Nothing. Whereas in 2012, 7 years after the Prequel Trilogy ended, TPM was back in theaters with a spiffy 3D upgrade, an entire new line of Hasbro figures with Darth Maul branding that included characters from all the prequel films debuted, and the prequel era Clone Wars TV series was bigger than ever.
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You’ve made one movie, you don’t get to do this kind of shit yet
‘Obsession’ director Curry Barker says he pitched Nathan Fielder a collab project after watching 'You Can See Everything' "I put it out in the water" (via @Variety)
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He’s so fucking awesome
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This is just obsession again. Like it’s superficially different but it’s still “what if a girl acted craaazy because she wanted you?”
Curry Barker has released a new short film on YouTube titled ‘MAMA BEAR.’ youtu.be/k0YYzEXSmE0
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