Mr. George

A while back, I wrote a piece about young people whining and complaining that they couldn’t afford to buy a house. Well, if you thought it was bad THEN, just wait until NOW! Congratulations, you dumbasses! You’ve just voted a bunch of communists into office, and now you’re about to find out what happens when you let people who couldn’t run a lemonade stand without a government subsidy run your economy. Good luck affording ANYTHING, much less a house! Hell, pretty soon you’ll be financing a loaf of bread over 72 months with no money down. I guess nobody bothered to crack open a history book and take a look at Cuba, Venezuela, or any of the other places where the government promised everybody a socialist paradise and delivered a third-world waiting room with no toilet paper. But apparently history doesn’t matter anymore because some 27-year-old TikTok philosopher with a nose ring and a degree in Gender Studies told you that capitalism was the reason you couldn’t afford a three-bedroom house, two Teslas, and a vacation in Bali while working three days a week at Starbucks. And here’s the funniest part. These people actually believe socialism and communism are going to make everybody EQUAL! Oh, you’re gonna be equal, all right. Equally broke, equally miserable, and equally standing in line for your government-issued bag of rice. See, the beauty of communism is that it doesn’t lift the poor up to the level of the wealthy. It drags everybody down to the level of poverty while the politicians live like kings and explain how wonderful your suffering is for the greater good. And somehow the same idiots who scream that billionaires have too much power think the solution is to hand ALL the power to the government. That’s like complaining that your house is on fire and hiring an arsonist to remodel the kitchen. You wanted affordable housing? Well, congratulations! Keep voting this way and you might finally get it. A beautiful, government-approved, 400-square-foot concrete apartment with one window, a communal bathroom, and a glorious view of the breadline. And don’t worry about the mortgage because you won’t own the damn thing anyway. You’ll just be grateful the government lets you sleep indoors. But look on the bright side, kids. You may never own a home, afford groceries, or have enough money left over to buy a used Honda Civic, but at least you can go to bed every night knowing you voted to defeat the evil billionaires. Of course, the billionaires will still be billionaires. The politicians will still be millionaires. And you’ll be sitting in your government-issued underwear eating cold beans out of a can, wondering why your free college degree in Social Justice Interpretive Dance didn’t prepare you for this. Welcome to your socialist paradise. The rent is due, the shelves are empty, and the only thing that’s truly FREE is the stupidity that got you here.