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**parody** 9x National Championship Board Member 🏆 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 #RoadTo10

Joined May 2019
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We deadass running this back😭
Back-to-back for the No. 11. @dennyhamlin takes the season-end Xfinity #FastestLap award & a $30,000 donation to the @DHFoundation that Comcast will match.
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This is ESPN’s version of a Marvel post-credits tease
Tony Romo makes an appearance on Pat McAfee’s alternate broadcast
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They can ruin our sport but they will never erase the memories.
SEC Football Championship Game to conclude historic 35-year run as College Football Playoff expands: SECsports.social/fbchamp35
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Retirement be damned, let Gary and Verne call the last one
SEC Football Championship Game to conclude historic 35-year run as College Football Playoff expands: SECsports.social/fbchamp35
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So, the sixth best driver wins the title. The Chase really didn’t fix anything. We just want the best driver over the ENTIRE season to win the championship, like any other motorsport. 🫩
Final standings after Homestead-Miami
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Champion or not still my goat and one of the all time greats
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FUCK YOU @JakeCrain_ you did this! Hold him accountable @Blain_Crain !!! CC: @davidadamcone @crainandcone
Want the record to reflect that I was worried about this two weeks ago @Blain_Crain @JakeCrain_ @crainandcone and it hasn’t gotten better!
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The most Denny Hamlin thing that can happen is if he wins the race Sunday, the one time that it’s not a winner take all championship
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I tried @dennyhamlin
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Nintendo has FORGOTTEN about Micheal Jordan
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Denny Hamlin becomes a Winston Cup Champion in his 21st full-time season.
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Welcome back old friend.
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He is dead on the money here
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This committee is the worst, most non-sensical one yet. Alabama and Tennessee are both 6-2 Tennessee beat Bama 26-10. Completely dominated them. Tennessee's two losses are by a FG or less. Bama is ranked #5. Tennessee is ranked #13.
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Hunter Yurachek is terrible at his job of leading Arkansas athletics. Why the hell do we have him in a position of power with the playoff committee? Ask Arkansas fans how effective he is.
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What?
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Alabama at 5 is one of the most stunning things I’ve ever seen. Forget about SEC bias. There’s like three SEC teams alone that should be ahead of them. In no way should they be above Ole Miss or Texas.
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Want the record to reflect that I was worried about this two weeks ago @Blain_Crain @JakeCrain_ @crainandcone and it hasn’t gotten better!
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It’s been 17 days since Auburn beat Georgia, and my brother still hasn’t dyed his hair. A man is only as good as his word.
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Denny lost 300 points to Larson because the calendar rolled over. That's a pretty big gimmick, Kenny.
Here’s what I truly believe. During these 10 races, everybody has earned what they’ve earned appropriately. There’s no scam no gimmicks. Kyle Larson has showed up and Denny Hamlin has even admitted they underperform and have had lots of problems.
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