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Joined October 2016
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I'm so grateful to have lived thru this in real time
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ok then why’s frozone col-
Brad Bird explains that each person's powers in ‘THE INCREDIBLES’ represents an average family unit. “Fathers are expected to be strong, so I made him super strong. Mothers are pulled in ten directions at once, so she stretches. Teenagers are insecure & defensive so she can turn invisible & has force fields. 10-year old boys are energy balls that just go until they pass out. Babies are unknowns, they could be the next leader of the free world or they could be a bag man, you don’t know.” (Source: @ThatHollywood)
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no joke you might have saved his life
Gen Z coworker was telling me about how he wants to get into sports betting and I was like “Just remember, they don’t pay for all those commercials because people win all the time” and I think I accidentally blew his mind he looks down and was like “Woah… yeah… huh…”
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This may well be the best finish line crossing ever in the history of motorsport.
как креативно пересекать финишную черту наглядное пособие от гонщиков наскар
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HARRY KANE IS THE NEW BALLON D'OR! #ballondor
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Another week of being us. 1-0
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Stayed tough.
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#illini greats Gabe Jacas and Jer’Zhan Newton here for the Oregon game
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Welcoming back the 2023 B1G Defensive Player of the Year, team captain, and Illini legend — Jer'Zhan Newton as our Honorary Captain vs Oregon.
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This is an S Tier Inside the NBA clip Im genuinely in tears😭😭😭
This might be the greatest Who he play for of all time lmao a must watch! please don't retire Chuck!
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This is frying me cus this is really how it be 😭😭
i’m at the mall and a woman stopped walking right in front of me so as i passed her i said “first day on earth?” and SHE FOLLOWED ME INTO A STORE TO CONFRONT ME
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They got us to debate over sports and music for 30 years while owning none of it, and in the last 4 years we realized investing was an option. And you think that was done by accident? Ok
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I Don’t Know What Tomorrow Will Bring. But Today I’m Choosing To Be HAPPY!!!!!!
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17,000+ swag surfin’ in Game 3 of WNBA Finals in the ATL
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Never deleting this app
When the 10/10 asks me what I do for a living, I tell her I’m an “asset relocation specialist” instead of a thief. 😂😭
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A new game is releasing and it's inspired by the #SOCOM series 👀 PC only for now and they claim PS5 beta releases the end of this month. Thoughts?
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I would sacrifice GTA 6 for a Star Wars Battlefront 3 in a heartbeat
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Ghost retweeted
When U Start Appreciating The Small Things In Life!!! Life Becomes So More Fulfilling!!!!!!
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.@Commanders @49ers @sonnystyles_ The captain & Commander of this defense gave them a chance to WIN...again...#BaldysBreakdowns
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The staffer who called the Cowboys embarrassing right to Dak’s face after Week 5 right now…
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