J & Goof

I'm back. Did anything happen while I was gone?

I realized how fucked up my life is the other day when I was telling a girl that she will always be special to me because she was the first person I shot up with and I wouldn't have wanted anyone else to be the one to bang me that night. Fucking love in the apocalypse.

Who tf talks like this? Besides me I mean.

I am a different person for having met you There are no good & bad people How do I judge whether my life is better or worse off because of our interactions? The I, having never met you, never came to exist Yet I know that I have been changed by you & I am thankful for you Namaste

Is this a joke? Tossing squirrels against poles at high speeds seems like a good way to keep them from eating some seeds because you feel like birds deserve them more? I haven't been more confused as to whether or not something was parody since the shake weight.

One of you bought in to this disgusting excuse for a human being and his man/childish search for acceptance from literally any group that will take his slimy tantrum throwing ass?

I'll be depositing my $50,000 somewhere besides @WellsFargo since 4:00 is too late for them to open an account for me. They obviously don't want my business, or my money. Have a nice day.

Strange isn't it, that when the shooter isn't white, and the victim isn't black they usually don't mention the races of those involved at all. 🤔

One man's ass is another man's treasure.

I walk in the path of the Lord that he might steady my hand, guide my aim, and bring death to my enemies. His fiery, burning light of justice be the way. Let it lead me in these times of darkness and confusion. Amen

Idk about where you live, but around Houston I can get a ball for $50....or less, and the quality compared to 2008 is exactly the opposite described here. Today it's trash. In '08 I was getting Madman on the streets here. Strange tales being told here.

I'm worth a million in prizes