
hearty, jolly, old world bitch @vampapayaa 💕
Joined January 2023
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goody pango retweeted
I got abandoned in Chinatown, no English anywhere. I walk into some random place and they’re clearly shocked a white guy entered
eventually another white guy walks in an I was a little relieved
then some chinese guy goes “Oi Michaer!” and Michael starts fucking speaking chinese
i found out this morning that my grandma passed over night.
she was a proper, innocent christian kind of lady, but she always had one little cheeky joke, that she wanted this song played at her funeral:
youtube.com/watch?v=v8aDWSoC…



















