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my dad is famous

parody (just like dad)
Joined May 2021
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Twitter is essentially a busted growth story
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Replying to @Fresh62610
They will be selling slaves in white suits like the one they showed at the event
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Replying to @CaleCrypto
I am a suspiciously attractive 21yr old woman who wants to talk to you about investments
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$tsla below $300 going down further because walking everywhere is the technology of the future
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Elon Musk just bought Titter. All hope is lost. Now everyone will be able to spread misinformation which was literally impossible before. They will start spreading lies about electric vehicles, emerald mines and much more. #ElonMuskBuyTwitter #ElonMusk #TwitterTakeover
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Replying to @SawyerMerritt
This is higher growth % than Tesla
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Replying to @TSLAFanMtl
Close today at $67. Mark my words
This is essentially a massive downwards trend
My dad was right. $TSLA is going to 0
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This image is fake. In reality he is crying.
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Don't worry everyone is fine. You can see a live feed of $TSLAQ HQ below
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My dad is doing great thanks for asking. (gif unrelated)
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Replying to @elonmusk
I have erectile dysfunction
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Is it mined by child slaves who dont get payed??
Shiba holders crying and shaking rn
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Thats it the fraud is over
Replying to @elonmusk
Seeing some issues with 10.3, so rolling back to 10.2 temporarily. Please note, this is to be expected with beta software. It is impossible to test all hardware configs in all conditions with internal QA, hence public beta.
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