Gordon Jr. Johnson

They will be selling slaves in white suits like the one they showed at the event

I am a suspiciously attractive 21yr old woman who wants to talk to you about investments

This is higher growth % than Tesla

Close today at $67. Mark my words

This is essentially a massive downwards trend

This image is fake. In reality he is crying.

Don't worry everyone is fine. You can see a live feed of $TSLAQ HQ below

My dad is doing great thanks for asking. (gif unrelated)

Is it mined by child slaves who dont get payed??

Shiba holders crying and shaking rn

If you short 1 $TSLA stock today you are fucked

My dad $3 million in debt - 0 braincells

I can confirm the part about the deer.

Down to zero, maybe negative

Going down 📉

Well essentially when you take a look at the numbers you'll realize that I'm not a parody account. (I can't speak about my dads account tho.)

Well essentially what we are dealing with here is a busted growth story. The numbers are only going up because they couldn't sell these cars to Norway (which is the single most important market)