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Detroit, MI
Joined January 2013
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Well yes obviously lmao
If you can't overcome the losses of Dean and Reed like the Eagles Twitter is suggesting, then the defense isn't as good as we think it is in the first place.
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Lmao they on ESPN talmbout Will the eagles be buyers before the trade deadline?!? The fuck for?!
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Like 20 days til I get to see Andy
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Girl fuck you
“Nobody Wants This” star Tovah Feldshuh responds to Adam Brody’s comments last month, in which he called for a “Free Palestine” and said "put me down as thinking it’s a genocide": “To accuse the Jewish people of genocide is wild. It’s right out of Hitler’s playbook. You take the victim and you make the victim the perpetrator. I believe that the perseverance of the existence of the state of Israel is crucial to the well-being of the democratic world and of the free world,” Feldshuh said. “Of course, Israel needs the United States, [but] the United States needs Israel, believe you me.” variety.com/2026/tv/news/nob…
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He couldn’t have used a more flattering edit lmao
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Lmao good for him
GOAT’s out of the bag. @sc #AppleMusicHalftime #SBLXI
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You should stop smoking and maybe drink some tea
Do people who smoke weed regularly just persevere to get past the part where it makes you feel like youre being watched by unknown entities and that you have a balloon for a brain or does that just not happen to them
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Lmao this why I can’t watch sports or listen to sports commentary with any seriousness anymore everyone is lying
Legit insane that you can get on the radio, make up a bunch of stuff about Jaylen Brown & the entire trade scenario, then get on tv & just walk back everything you said hours before… Have some damn shame @Scalabrine
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I’m not watching this but nigga you have no chance at any of that lmao go holler at Glenn close or sumn
Chris Rock says he’s too rich and too fit to be chasing women his own age. He says he’s looking to date women 10–15 years younger than him, adding, “Don’t hate the player, hate the game.” He also made it clear he didn’t get rich and stay in shape just to talk about Anita Baker—he’s trying to fuck Doja Cat.
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Tanner McKee not handsome enough to be the answer get him outta here
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Just bring the prices back down n stop tryina rob the world
Airlines are bracing for years of pain. “Inflation will make people poor,” one airline executive said per FT.
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I would like to reiterate that Zach ertz
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Either 3 or 4 but sirianni has to go
If these are the 4 options, which one do you choose for the Eagles? 1) Keep Sirianni & Mannion Reasoning: Continuity and growth with the same staff. Jalen Hurts: no extension 2027: SB run or blow it up 2) Keep Sirianni & target veteran OC, maybe Shane Steichen Reasoning: Continuity with HC and new veteran staff (potentially familiar) Jalen Hurts: no extension 2027: SB run or blow it up 3) Hire a No Nonsense Win-Now HC Reasoning: Proven leader with network of assistants Jalen Hurts: 3-year extension 2027: expect to win but give it 2-3 years of taking shots at it 4) Hire young boy genius type HC Reasoning: Rebuild the program Jalen Hurts: Gone 2027: Draft QB in the first round and start transitioning to the future
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I would drop my phone bc wtf
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having flashbacks.
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The nigga name is colt mccoy
Colt McCoy??????????? WTF
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The way he looked like every single person, yes including Marlon Wayans, is hilarious.
Omg I can’t stop laughing. His students told him he looked like all of these people and the comments were hilarious. 😭😭😭
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Those people were already stupid hope this helps
I think the scariest prospect about aging for me is how 75% of people seem to become mentally handicapped after the age of 30. Like how do you avoid that? Is it not having kids? Having kids seems like it might be a big factor to me honestly
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This medical staff keeps letting Saquon back on the field and he gets hurt after one play each time. Fuck off with these guys
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Got my ass quite frankly
You’ve been dicked by, you’ve been fucked by, my smooth genitals
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