From innocent youth - to knowing it all - to wondering why. It don't mean a thing if you ain't got a 🎵swing. Older but wiser? I don't think so!
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Welsh Legends and Myths 8 1/2 hours of listening - Free to new audible customers. viewbook.at/Legends
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DID YOU KNOW?
1. American milk is illegal in Europe. Too many chemicals.
2. US bread is considered cake in Europe. Too much sugar.
3. American eggs are illegal in UK. They wash off the natural protection.
4. US meat is banned in 160 countries. Because of hormones.
5. American apples are coated with wax that is also used for cars.
6. In the US, 60% of food contains stuff banned in other countries.
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A Canadian HAS to share this one!
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World Cup half time: what a load of bollocks almost as silly as the game. Just give the trophy to Argentina and we can all get with our lives.
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British Building Site Banter At Its Absolute Finest 😂
A new lad turns up on site and gets absolutely pranked with the “CPCS Wheelbarrow Licence” test.
Site lad: “You here today to do your CPCS wheelbarrow licence?”
New guy: “Yeah.”
They start him off easy… “can you just demonstrate how you’d hold a wheel barrow for me?”
Then it’s straight outside for the “practical test” a full-on obstacle course with the wheelbarrow, getting faster and faster each lap.
He takes the whole thing very seriously and passes his wheelbarrow test, meaning he can now legally operate a wheelbarrow 😂
Proper British site humour. Never change, lads.
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One of my favourite Falklands facts:
When the referendum was held in 2013 about whether they wished to remain British or become part of Argentina only 3 people voted for Argentina.
There were 18 Argentinians living on the island at the time…
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Secrets, Stories and Scandals of Ten Welsh Follies. is featured today on @eBookDaily ! ebookdaily.com/free-kindle-e…
Are there any other #authors out there being targeted by the #Archewell author phishing scam?
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FREE BOOK. I'm pleased to announce the publication of 'A History of Carmarthenshire and Gower', A thoughtful entertaining look at south Wales history and invite everyone to download it for free mybook.to/Carmarthenshire and if you enjoy the read please remember to leave a review.
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You need to read Exit Strategy by author Graham Watkins. He did it and rode off into the sunset.
I'm delighted to announce publication of my new book, A History of Carmarthenshire and Gower. It's full of facts but not too serious. mybook.to/Carmarthenshire
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Port Talbot residents told to remain indoors and keep all windows shut as mysterious yellow orb appears in sky for third consecutive day.
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I went skydiving for the first time today.
A guy strapped himself to me, and we jumped out of the plane.
As we were plummeting, he yells, “So…”
“How long have you been an instructor?”
The old jokes are the best. When I heard this first time 40 years ago it was Frank Sinatra.
I was in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago...
While there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink.
I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to Seattle, but she was running a little bit late.
Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the Microsoft ex-chairman, introduced myself and said...
"Mr. Gates, I wonder if you would do me a favor?"
"Yes?" he asked.
"I’m sitting right over there," Pointing to my seat at the bar, "And I’m waiting for a very important client."
"Would you be so kind, when she arrives, as to come by and just say, "Hi Tom"?"
"Sure," Bill agreed, with a kind smile.
I thanked him and went back to my seat...
About ten minutes later, my client showed up.
We ordered a drink, and we started to talk business.
A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder...
It was Bill Gates.
"Hi Tom," he said.
I looked up and replied...
"For heaven's sake, Bill, not now, can't you see I’m in a meeting!"
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So there we have it; a fiction 'The Enemy Within' becomes a reality. getbook.at/TEW
