From innocent youth - to knowing it all - to wondering why. It don't mean a thing if you ain't got a 🎵swing. Older but wiser? I don't think so!
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Graham Watkins retweeted
DID YOU KNOW?
1. American milk is illegal in Europe. Too many chemicals.
2. US bread is considered cake in Europe. Too much sugar.
3. American eggs are illegal in UK. They wash off the natural protection.
4. US meat is banned in 160 countries. Because of hormones.
5. American apples are coated with wax that is also used for cars.
6. In the US, 60% of food contains stuff banned in other countries.
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A Canadian HAS to share this one!
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British Building Site Banter At Its Absolute Finest 😂
A new lad turns up on site and gets absolutely pranked with the “CPCS Wheelbarrow Licence” test.
Site lad: “You here today to do your CPCS wheelbarrow licence?”
New guy: “Yeah.”
They start him off easy… “can you just demonstrate how you’d hold a wheel barrow for me?”
Then it’s straight outside for the “practical test” a full-on obstacle course with the wheelbarrow, getting faster and faster each lap.
He takes the whole thing very seriously and passes his wheelbarrow test, meaning he can now legally operate a wheelbarrow 😂
Proper British site humour. Never change, lads.
Graham Watkins retweeted
One of my favourite Falklands facts:
When the referendum was held in 2013 about whether they wished to remain British or become part of Argentina only 3 people voted for Argentina.
There were 18 Argentinians living on the island at the time…
😂
Graham Watkins retweeted
You need to read Exit Strategy by author Graham Watkins. He did it and rode off into the sunset.
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Port Talbot residents told to remain indoors and keep all windows shut as mysterious yellow orb appears in sky for third consecutive day.
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I went skydiving for the first time today.
A guy strapped himself to me, and we jumped out of the plane.
As we were plummeting, he yells, “So…”
“How long have you been an instructor?”
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So there we have it; a fiction 'The Enemy Within' becomes a reality. getbook.at/TEW
Graham Watkins retweeted
I thought I heard Tubular bells outside on my farm this morning.
It was just my cold field.
Graham Watkins retweeted
During plane flights, I get really bad earaches. So, this year I think I found a really good solution that might help…
I booked my wife’s seat 10 rows back
Graham Watkins retweeted
A tough old Texas cowboy once gave his granddaughter some unusual advice. He told her that if she wanted to live a long, healthy life, the secret was simple: sprinkle a small pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal every single morning.
Not wanting to argue with a man who had survived cattle drives, dust storms, and Texas summers, the granddaughter took his advice to heart. Every morning, without fail, she added just a pinch of gunpowder to her breakfast.
She followed this routine faithfully for the rest of her life.
The years passed, and the advice seemed to work. She lived an exceptionally long life, finally passing away peacefully in her sleep at the age of 103.
She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great-grandchildren…
…and a 40-foot crater where the crematorium used to be.
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My friend Simon was in a car crash with his uncle. Sadly, his uncle died. Simon was saved from the wreckage but lost both his legs. However, the surgeon was able to sew his uncles legs to his body and proved successful. Now that Simon has fully recovered, he has decided to pursue his love of music and perform his first gig in the local pub as Simon and Halfuncle… 😁😁
Graham Watkins retweeted
I just bought the autobiography of the man who invented sellotape. Trouble is I can't find the beginning.
