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Bollywood makes a movie on Capt Smit & Flydubai flight saga
-Indian Muslim Pilot is hero
-He gets call from ISI agent warning him that something is wrong
-Jew Co Pilot attacks him
-The Jew wants to start World War by crashing the plane
-Muslim pilot almost dead, suddenly Azam plays from nearby mosque
-Muslim pilot wakes up & opens cockpit door
-Hindu men get scared of blood & run away from cockpit
-Disabled Abdul Chacha from Pakistan jumps from his wheelchair & overpower the Jew
-Indian Muslim Pilot & Pakistani Abdul Chacha sing ‘Aman Ki Asha & Juda Ho ke bhi tu mujhme kahi baaki hai’ as the movie ends
Mr Modi’s reply
Mr Modi, stop lying to this nation.
You became PM because of foreign help. You remain PM because of foreign help.
Your financial system is fully controlled and supported by foreigners. Foreign social media fully backs you.
I challenge you to an open debate about this. Any stage, any time. Come if you have the guts.
You won't dare, because you are terrified of what I know about you.
मोदी जी, इस देश से झूठ बोलना बंद कीजिए।
आप विदेशी मदद से प्रधानमंत्री बने। और विदेशी मदद से ही प्रधानमंत्री बने हुए हैं।
आपकी आर्थिक व्यवस्था पूरी तरह विदेशियों के नियंत्रण में और समर्थन से है। विदेशी सोशल मीडिया पूरी तरह आपके साथ खड़ा है।
मैं आपको इस मुद्दे पर खुली बहस की चुनौती देता हूं। कोई भी मंच, किसी भी समय। हिम्मत है तो आइए।
आप नहीं आएंगे, क्योंकि जो मैं आपके बारे में जानता हूं आप उससे डरते हैं।
Christians: Depict a brown guy as white & happy with it
Buddhists: Depict an Indian as Chinese & happy with it
Hindus: As per Valmiki ji, this isn’t the perfect representation….
The kind of clownery at Mock Parliament just tells that these people need more training before being allowed to enter the real parliament.
Rahul Gandhi is such a perfectionist, he watched reels in mock parliament just like he does in real parliament
Need this type of dedication & perfectionism in my life 😭
Fuhrer retweeted
Since Sidhant Adlakha strikes again, this review of his work still stands relevant
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I would start considering AI truly intelligent the day it is able to read Doctors’ prescriptions correctly.
Congress govt increased milk prices in Karnataka by ₹8🔥
People use milk to make sweets on Diwali which is unhealthy
So Rahul Gandhi specifically chose a week before Diwali for it to promote fit & healthy festival
Thank you Rahul Gandhi for helping Hindus on their festival ❤️
Your selfless service for the Gand family will always be remembered ❤️
BJP buffoons fall prey so easily
In communication, deliberate misspelling is a strategy to gain attention.
It’s called Typo Marketing.
Thank you for amplifying @RahulGandhi ji’s tweet on Tata by desperately pointing out Sitaraman misspelt.
Hahhahaha!
He cropped her name to Mrs Sitarama
So it will be fitting that people crop his name to Mr Gand
Dear Mrs. Sitarama,
1.Which "legal and commercial matter" required Tata Trusts and Tata Sons to be hosted at Amit Shah's residence?
2.When is crony number 1 going to appear in the game and which pieces of Tata is he going to get?
Finally, all India's businesses except 3-4 of your cronies, already hate all of you and don't need any incitement.
Developers: Emojis can’t hurt you. They are just a bunch of Unicode
That one guy after seeing emoji in PM Modi’s tweet:
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