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Always hungry.

Joined March 2008
Vivek Ramaswamy performs "Lose Yourself" by Eminem at the Iowa State Fair
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मेरा बॉयफ्रेंड नहाते समय बाथरूम का दरवाजा अंदर से लॉक कर लेता था। एक दिन मैंने उससे कहा, "हम दोनों को रिलेशनशिप में एक साल हो चुका है।" उसने जवाब दिया, "बस आदत पड़ गई है।" मैंने कहा, "मुझे ऐसा लगता है जैसे तुम मुझसे कुछ छिपा रहे हो।" वह बोला, "ऐसी बात नहीं है, हर किसी को अपनी थोड़ी प्राइवेसी चाहिए होती है।" मैंने पूछा, "लेकिन दरवाजा लॉक करने की क्या जरूरत है?" उसने बताया, "क्योंकि मैं बचपन में छह भाई-बहनों के साथ बड़ा हुआ हूँ।" मैंने कहा, "अच्छा, अब समझ आया।" वह बोला, "इसका तुमसे कोई लेना-देना नहीं है।" यह सुनकर मैं कुछ देर के लिए चुप हो गई। मुझे एहसास हुआ कि मैंने उसकी एक छोटी-सी आदत को अपने ऊपर ले लिया था। मैंने कहा, "माफ करना।" उसने जवाब दिया, "कोई बात नहीं।" मैंने कहा, "मैं बस तुम्हारे और करीब महसूस करना चाहती थी।" वह बोला, "मैं समझता हूँ।" अगली बार जब वह नहाने गया, तो उसने बाथरूम का दरवाजा लॉक नहीं किया। उसने बताया कि उसे यह थोड़ा अजीब तो लगा, लेकिन अच्छा भी महसूस हुआ। कुछ हफ्ते बाद मैं रोज से जल्दी घर लौट आई। अंदर जाकर देखा तो वह बाथरूम के फर्श पर पूरे कपड़े पहने बैठा था और शॉवर चल रहा था... 1/3👇
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1 millón de views esta pendejada. El infierno será poco para Elon Musk.
4:20 am. Mi vuelo sale a las 6:15 am. Pido un Uber para ir al aeropuerto y el conductor llega 10 minutos después de lo que marcaba la aplicación. Cuando subo al coche, le digo que necesito llegar rápido porque mi vuelo sale en menos de 2 horas. Me responde que haría lo posible. A los 5 minutos se detiene en una gasolinera. Le pregunté...
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Every single time I see this, I think this 🤦‍♀️
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Sam Raimi 4 lyfe
This is what we call directing.
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Frank Herbert escribió esto mismo en Dune en 1965.
Replying to @Pontifex
Machines are tools, not persons. Today, some propose granting these systems rights, or even legal personhood. Such an approach risks obscuring human responsibility and leaving those who suffer harm to confront a faceless entity.
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This woman is a national treasure. Now she’s known for camping it up for Ryan Murphy, but she is one of the greatest american actresses of all time.
Jessica Lange talks about ‘All That Jazz’ and Bob Fosse. “I love Bob. We were great friends. I sometimes watch ‘All That Jazz’ and realize what a fucking genius he was. What he was doing, it was extraordinary.”
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Just realized Welles is literally doing the iconic Holmes pose on the poster for F for Fake. He knew.
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Tuvieron que pasar 10 años para que apareciera un demócrata que sepa cómo combatir a Trump y su gente usando sus mismos métodos:
EL-SAYED: RFK JR. was in town this week. He said that the 500 million Arabs in the world had never contributed anything to science. But to be fair, he is an expert on people who never contributed anything to science. He didn't bother to show up when 8000 people were infected by the shit lettuce. But he wants to come here and lecture you about potentially electing and arab-american to the U.S. Senate My guy has zero doctorates. I have two of them
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Talk about an actor that never phoned it in
“Win the crowd & you will win your freedom.” 26 years ago today, the planet stopped rotating on its axis. Time froze. Gladiator released. There are certain pieces of art that collide with you in life at the right time. This is one of those pieces. @russellcrowe - I tip my cap.
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The lord works in mysterious ways
You have spoken. KEN RUSSELL’S THE DEVILS is now available to play in theaters indefinitely — if it’s not playing near you, call your local theater and demand it. Get tickets now: thedevils.movie
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seeing all these ken russell related posts going triple platinum tears in my eyes we’ve made it ken russellheads
Tina Turner's role in the Birtish musical drama Tommy was originally built around casting Mick Jagger or David Bowie for the role. Turner originally turned it down due to its dark nature, but director Ken Russell felt her explosive stage energy and persona fit perfectly.
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Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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it is kind of interesting that the united states government is racist in ways that are completely inscrutable to me now. like i used to at least understand what the idea was
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Using AI is LOW RENT, el lujo habló ya
Prada used hand-drawn animation for its “Drawing Prada” campaign, directed by animation legend John Pomeroy and starring Chen Haoyu, Maya Hawke, Sadie Sink, Kelvin Harrison Jr. & Luther Ford.
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after watching 'the devils' i was reminded of this bill hader anecdote about oliver reed's acting tips:
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Se moriría hoy Don Orson
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“He has one genius which is getting attention”
Abdul El-Sayed: “We are being actively bullied by the dumbest people in the room. Donald Trump is an idiot. He has one genius which is getting attention. Because his dad never gave him enough, because he was a nepo baby, he craved attention and used the bullying tactics to get it. But the man is an idiot. Just a fool”
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Todo por no votar por Hillary
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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