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I've been told my twitter is šŸ”„. I don't know about that, but there's plenty of smoke. Game-day Pistons content @HalsVids! #PistonsTwitter #BustedHeader

MI, United States of America
Joined November 2012
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My reputation does not precede me. It trails behind, leaving chaos in it's wake.
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Not reviewing this live was insane btw
Joel Embiid was assessed a Flagrant 1 foul after a postgame league review for kicking Cade Cunningham in the groin
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BREAKING: Colossal Biosciences, the startup working to bring extinct animals back to life, accuses a former employee of stealing company de-extinction secrets.
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Michigan looks like a Mike Boynton team. Physical and completely incapable of running offense despite having a serious offensive lead guard. He aint the guy.
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Jesus fucking christ the refs think we're here for them.
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Halbridious retweeted
Per this @zeteo_news story:Ā Stephen Miller has privately told confidants he's afraid liberals will try to throw him in prison after Trump is out of power, and file lawsuits against him for years. Trump's elevation of him is a challenge: is Democratic leadership about it, or not?
🚨 Stephen Miller — now the new WH Chief of Staff — has repeatedly pushed to target a list of enemies, like Hasan Piker. + He's pushing for a network of "camps" to detain untold numbers of immigrants, indefinitely — ones too hard for a future admin to undo.zeteo.com/p/stephen-miller-t…
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Halbridious retweeted
🚨 Stephen Miller — now the new WH Chief of Staff — has repeatedly pushed to target a list of enemies, like Hasan Piker. + He's pushing for a network of "camps" to detain untold numbers of immigrants, indefinitely — ones too hard for a future admin to undo.zeteo.com/p/stephen-miller-t…
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What to expect from Michigan vs. MSU, and what success looks like, set before kickoff. Expect: about 22 points, 43% success rate, 3 plays of 20+ Market: about 27 points Success: 30+ points, 46%+, 5+ plays of 20+ A 27-13 win is what's priced in, not success. 🧵
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Halbridious retweeted
the weeb agenda has claimed its first state… they’re changing gulf of america to gulf of goku
Texas' new attorney general Nathan Johnson has revealed that he composed the score for 67 episodes of ā€˜DRAGON BALL Z’ as well as 5 of the Dragon Ball movies. (Source: variety.com/2026/artisans/ne…)
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Halbridious retweeted
NEW: Tom Hur, aka @KoreaPistonsFan, occasionally travels from Seoul to Detroit to see the Pistons at LCA. This time, he added a Lions game at Ford Field, his first NFL game. In one afternoon, he experienced the highs and lows of American football. mlive.com/lions/2026/11/pist…
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Lmfao 20k of those things made it on the road?
$TSLA - TESLA TO END CYBERTRUCK PRODUCTION IN MAJOR AI PIVOT Elon Musk announced Tesla will wind down Cybertruck production by mid-2027, freeing capacity at Gigafactory Texas for Cybercab robotaxi production. The Cybertruck fell far short of Tesla's 250,000 annual sales target. US sales dropped 48% in 2025 to just 20,237 vehicles, with another 38% decline through September 2026. Tesla is now doubling down on AI-powered autonomous driving as its next major growth opportunity.
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A while ago work gave everyone 1/4zips for some event in this heathered gray color. Most of us use it as our office coat. Turns out, this color/material is *difficult for IR light systems to detect.* Where are those commonly used? You guessed it - RESTROOMS!
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This leads to a common and often hilarious situation where people will be at the urinals or in the stalls and the system will just randomly start flushing. Usually followed by the long sigh of someone who has had it happen to them 3 times already. Extremely funny bits, 10/10.
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You are very bad at apologies, try again.
Hello my name is Olivia Reingold and I used ChatGPT to brighten and sharpen an image of a woman in Valentino shoes and a Chanel bag. After processing, it still shows these same things: a woman wearing Valentino shoes and a Chanel bag. She is a real (and chic!) woman, really wearing those items. The observation holds. Here’s the photo I took:
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Just like clockwork. The corporations that we VOTED to block from buying off politicians are suing to make sure...they can keep buying off politicians.
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Because you and Schumer rolled over and played dead.
Why is Pete Hegseth still around?
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Defensive rebound percentages, Last year - - > This Year P Reed - 20.1% - - > 16.5% Ausar - 15.6% - - > 26.7% Tobias - 16.9% - - > 16.1% (John Collins) Cade - 15.2% - - > 16.2% Stew - 16.3% - - > 11.9% (Green) / 15.5% (Holland)
Adding onto this, Detroit is the third worst offensive rebounding team and the 9th worst overall rebounding team in NBA right now. They were 3rd and 4th best respectively in the league last year. A lot of that is missing Duren, but it’s indicative of an overall size issue imo
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Duren, meanwhile - 26.4% - - >30%. You'd really like to have one more 20% guy who could just step in but it's pretty clear that the Pistons biggest current weakness is the fact that they're fielding lineups that are hard capped at like, 15% lower reb% than any Duren lineup.
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The fun thing about leaving piles of scorched earth and toxic waste behind you is when you try to walk something back, you're just taking damage from your own awfulness. Fuck off into the void, Sam.
Sam Altman says he wants consumers to have "as much" memory in their PCs as they want, calling it "fucking annoying" that his earlier comments were taken out of context. "I have been arguing for the world to ramp up memory production for a long time," he added.
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Halbridious retweeted
some view the need for prosecutions of the trump rogues gallery as ā€œrevengeā€, and don’t get me wrong i love some righteous revenge, but it’s a 100% necessary and practical step to take if you want any semblance of pretending you live in a society with a functioning government.
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RAM too expensive so they're hiring dudes sit next to computer and remember things
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