Manchester United. leadership for @seattleredarmy, Sounders, OL Reign. Drag Race. Teacher. Obsessed with my dog 🏳️‍🌈 Married to @adambwesley (She/Her/Hers)

Seattle, WA
Joined July 2014
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Fanfic should never be shat out by AI, fanfic should be written by a human being with something wrong with them
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I have to take blood borne pathogen training every year and they said this is OK if you’re in Big Dog Mode
This might be the most insane thing a coach has ever done 😂😂 Football guy
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.@SoundTransit be like: we have delays but how much of a delay is a secret. Aka they are saying they don't care about people who rely on transit to access the city. What's the point of the people who run it? If I was that bad at my job I would be fired.
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Wtf is going on with the Premier League coverage in the US?!? Are USA Network, NBC and Peacock now 3 different companies? Cause match replays are on like 3 different apps now as opposed to Peacock being central point last year!
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Very different from my last tweet. But @kpwashington how do I give a nurse (or maybe it was a nurse assistant) a big compliment? I have tried looking for a feedback form and I can't find one.
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Is there a way to see who "liked" what I am reading on @thestorygraph ?
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I hate @aboutKP scheduling so much. They just jerk you around, cancel appointments with 24 hours notice, won't give you a check in time for a f*cking surgery until like a day before. American healthcare is such a joke
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lily tomlin and Jane Fonda report to the diva protection bunker asap
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A Nouhou clone for the vibes
holy shit @tombogert dropping stories that the #Sounders front office is responding to my bag statement on Weds! 👀🔥 What should I put on the next bag to take another step towards fixing this disaster?! #mls
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Hipopótamo nascido no zoológico de Berlim recebeu o nome de Brötchen, que significa “pãozinho”.
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The woman in the photo grew up literally down the road, won 4 Utah state championships (1 in this exact stadium), Gatorade Player of the Year twice, National Player of the Year, scored the fastest first goal in USWNT history… Could probably be worth a mention, but idk.
Welcome to the Riot, @JJWatt and fam 🤩
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I am not looking forward to the world cup being over for many reasons. But a huge one is that I have been using Football Weekly to go to sleep every night and what am I gonna do without daily pods and the dulcet tones of @maxrushden and Barry???
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One prominent politician who hasn't chimed in yet on the reversal of @USMNT's Folarin Balogun's 1-game suspension: Mayor Zohran Mamdani. Before the suspension was reversed, tho, Mamdani said on his "Morning Pitch" stream yesterday that Balogun was "cruelly" given a red card.
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TBH. I bet this is so they can send all the weird Jesus people to an area.
Seattle Police have set up a “Designated Protest Zone,” a small—I mean, really tiny—part of Occidental outside Lumen Field for the World Cup matches here. Belgian fans are taking their pictures at it. @thenewstribune
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Seattle Stadium probably the best pitch and stands setup for football in the States
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WE NEED TO COME TOGETHER AND DO WHAT EVER WE CAN TO SUPPORT AND BACK @pattiegonia !!! Please lets unite and let @patagonia know this is a fight they do not want and our activist sister WILL NOT BE SILENCED !!!
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Sabrina Carpenter super bowl 61 Half Time Show
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We've got it in black n white, ladies & gentlemen. #MomentumIsReal @jeremiahdavis10 @CoachMason33 @HallesColette
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