Striving after the wind.
In your heart of hearts
Joined April 2009
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I made friends with a kid who's dad was the CEO of some airline or defense contractor in Chicago and when we went to visit we watched Sleepy Hollow in his home theater like this. 100% recommend this experience (but maybe with a better movie).
My grandma did think the Cheesecake Factory was fancy but she was also worried about my wedding being too fancy for her to attend despite it being held at the church she went to her entire life.
My mom told my brother I always wear glasses. I haven't worn my glasses since 2020 (eyesight spontaneously improved). I saw my mom 5 times this week!
Random guy at restaurant: "They said I'd die a year and a half ago today, and I decided I didn't want to do that."
Hell yeah.
Well look whose insomnia isn't such a bad thing to have now?
A study from Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health found that older adults who napped frequently or unintentionally had a higher risk of developing dementia over the following decade. foxla.com/news/dementia-risk…
Dog has not had surgery yet because right before surgery it pooped on the table and the vet decided to wait and see. Now he's costing me thousands of dollars to just sit there instead. I hate this dog so much.
Stupid fucking dog that I hate has an intestinal blockage and is in surgery. My wife and kids will be devestated if he dies so he better fucking live or I'll hate him even more.
Coworker: "I was supposed to lead this meeting but everyone wants you to host it because you always make it end the quickest."
