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CGI Bear Grylls

@HarassmentChamp

Licensed Dianetics Auditor. Economy & Finance Analyst @foxbusiness. Professor Emeritus, L'Ecole Hamburgeur. Citizen of the Great Lakes Caliphate.

Joined October 2020
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Also I might not check on this post until later, deal with it
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lmaoooooooooo
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@DiscussingFilm27 Jul 2023
Oppenheimer’s grandson says he really enjoyed ‘OPPENHEIMER’ but he had an issue with the poison apple. “There's no record of him trying to kill somebody. That's a really serious accusation and it's historical revision.” (Source: time.com/6297743/oppenheimer…)
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never a Philosopher Barbie & probably never a Poet Barbie or Anorexic Barbie or Suicidal Barbie which would be too painful a mirror held up to 21st century US & the actual lives of many girls & women.
Agnes Callard (@AgnesCallard) profile pictureAgnes Callard@AgnesCallard25 Jul 2023
"According to Mattel, Barbie has had over 200 careers, recently including more STEM fields." And yet there has NEVER been a Philosopher Barbie. What's up with that, @Mattel?!
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aLec robBins@alecrobbins26 Jul 2023
i really love that: A) they added goofy creepy music B) the caption editorializes what's happening to imply a chicken is being "tricked" C) we do not get any information on what exactly the goat plans to DO with the chicken after tricking it D) this video just rules
Creepy.org (@creepydotorg) profile pictureCreepy.org
@creepydotorg25 Jul 2023
A black goat walking on two legs like a human tricks a chicken into the shed
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Brian Wilson asks an interviewer if he’s Jewish. (2005)
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I like my new job, but now I routinely have seven spreadsheets open and that kinda makes me want to die
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In the same way that Ken's job is Beach, mine is just Excel now
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Coming back from bluesky for a couple days because there's a discourse happening there and you can't mute words
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Jonah Hill: If you need mustard for your sandwiches then you should get some and keep it in the fridge. Using my dipping mustards is a huge breach of my trust, and if you need to use them then I am not the right partner for you, plain and simple.
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Well, I'm tired of this room and everyone in it. If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna pop over to the casino for the next 135 hours. #Futurama
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Replying to @tabula_rosa69 @AliceAvizandum
to help improve our question-answering website we have implemented an AI that will lie to you about the answers
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Лаура 🦠@ecto_fun9 Jul 2023
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Ed Zitron
@edzitron6 Jul 2023
you're the reason, asshole! you allowed this to happen!
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@jack6 Jul 2023
“We wanted flying cars, instead we got 7 Twitter clones.”
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The Onion
@TheOnion7 Jul 2023
‘You A Pumpkin-Headed Bitch’ Announces Bus Teenager bit.ly/3rghlLq
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Chicken Applause! (1988-circa 994): A line of "meal-in-a-box" kits that contained sauces, seasonings, breading, and a starch. All you had to do was add chicken. Varieties included 3 Cheese & Rice, BBQ & Potatoes, Sweet n Sour with Rice, and Mushrooms & Rice
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CGI Bear Grylls (@HarassmentChamp) profile pictureCGI Bear Grylls@HarassmentChamp31 Jul 2021
Deep-sea exploration is a way cooler rich guy hobby that rocket building
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