Licensed Dianetics Auditor. Economy & Finance Analyst @foxbusiness. Professor Emeritus, L'Ecole Hamburgeur. Citizen of the Great Lakes Caliphate.
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CGI Bear Grylls retweeted
lmaoooooooooo
Oppenheimer’s grandson says he really enjoyed ‘OPPENHEIMER’ but he had an issue with the poison apple.
“There's no record of him trying to kill somebody. That's a really serious accusation and it's historical revision.”
(Source: time.com/6297743/oppenheimer…)
CGI Bear Grylls retweeted
never a Philosopher Barbie & probably never a Poet Barbie or Anorexic Barbie or Suicidal Barbie which would be too painful a mirror held up to 21st century US & the actual lives of many girls & women.
"According to Mattel, Barbie has had over 200 careers, recently including more STEM fields."
And yet there has NEVER been a Philosopher Barbie.
What's up with that, @Mattel?!
CGI Bear Grylls retweeted
i really love that:
A) they added goofy creepy music
B) the caption editorializes what's happening to imply a chicken is being "tricked"
C) we do not get any information on what exactly the goat plans to DO with the chicken after tricking it
D) this video just rules
CGI Bear Grylls retweeted
Jonah Hill: If you need mustard for your sandwiches then you should get some and keep it in the fridge. Using my dipping mustards is a huge breach of my trust, and if you need to use them then I am not the right partner for you, plain and simple.
CGI Bear Grylls retweeted
Well, I'm tired of this room and everyone in it.
If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna pop over to the casino for the next 135 hours.
#Futurama
CGI Bear Grylls retweeted
to help improve our question-answering website we have implemented an AI that will lie to you about the answers
CGI Bear Grylls retweeted
Chicken Applause! (1988-circa 994): A line of "meal-in-a-box" kits that contained sauces, seasonings, breading, and a starch. All you had to do was add chicken. Varieties included 3 Cheese & Rice, BBQ & Potatoes, Sweet n Sour with Rice, and Mushrooms & Rice
CGI Bear Grylls retweeted
my most american take is that fahrenheit is actually superior to celsius in a practical, human sense.
like 100 is hot and 0 is cold, that’s so straightforward. if it’s a nice day it’s essentially 65%-70% hot out. like duh it just makes sense
