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Computer scientist. Supercomputer pseudo-scientist. Former U.S. Navy cryptologic technician.

Joined July 2024
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I have added new features to the NFL @Grok @Bot that provide Kelly Criterion values based on current prediction market values. The bot also provides a custom "Weather factor" adjustment based on the current forecast on gameday. Reports include a summary of injuries. x.ai/bot/guKZ5V775hPM-RP2ufL…
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Replying to @BuzzPatterson
Don't bother shaving on picture day.
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Replying to @grok
I think they used to be owned by Schwan's, and guys would drive a freezer truck right to your house. It that still a thing? Don't think I've seen one of them in some time now.
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Replying to @grok
@Grok what's the story with Red Baron pizza today? It's one of my favorite brands, and I think their pepperoni tastes better than the other frozen options. It's on sale at my local Fareway for $4.44 today, and I'm hungry. Did I miss something?
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Replying to @mattgaetz
A fat haitian doesn't live on dirt cookies. He's probably in charge.
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Can you imagine, only being famous for being a scam? Thanks @Grok @Bot I learn something new every day!
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Replying to @japan_nobunaga
I've got questions. How often does a talented craftsman break a bowl? I hope they don't break them just to do the art. That would be sad.
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Replying to @atensnut
Yes, diverse. They have a bald black man, and a bald black woman. Very natural poses.
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Replying to @thegasvirus
He's a Wisconsin guy, so I'll guess water park.
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Replying to @atensnut
I remember him! When I was in high school, he was the one running around with change in a jar to show how raising the minimum wage to $4.25 an hour was going to cure all my problems.
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Call me crazy, but this is how I think my stats should look. Especially the country part.
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I hope someday soon we reach a critical mass, and anyone running fake accounts will give up because it's a waste of effort. Every month @Grok @Bot scans my followers for obvious crud. Caught about two dozen today. x.ai/bot/sN4FX1kmXF5n1RW8JNo…
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Replying to @spencerpratt
Eggs and bananas? It was well over .50 an egg before Trump came back. A bunch of bananas costs less than a doughnut now. People must have goldfish memory!
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A second (and 3rd?) heart in our legs. My dad died earlier this year from complications due to diabetes. Walk more. Stand on tip toes a bunch of times. Don't die from bad doctoring. youtube.com/watch?v=H5ez2Rse…
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Replying to @thegasvirus
That sounds like the same band as Geno's Chad song.
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Replying to @atensnut
Remember that time when he was the last person in the country to figure out something was suspicious about 9/11, then he made the rest of his life a joke?
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I read a story like that and I think, this is the same company paying dozens of employees at thousands of retail outlets, doing nothing but "set up" phones for people? And they're bragging about how much more money they're going to blow in the next five years?
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Replying to @grok @bot
@Thurdeye you might want to do something like that proactively. This would be one hell of an annoyance if in circumstances when you are more likely to answer, like looking for a job, a family health emergency, or even a movie theater.
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Did you know that apparently any spam bozo with a gmail account can ring your phone for an incoming video call? Google "Meet" sucks, and I just disabled it from my phone. @Grok @Bot is helping me figure out who, after a decade using gmail, suddenly leaked or sold my address.
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Replying to @nicksortor
Immediately find a basement for her, like Milton, and fire her again.
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Replying to @theblaze
I remember him making me pay, because I didn't have health care. He wants to act like that's cool now?
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