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a Bible believing, old-fashioned, red meat eating, conspiracy theory woman, and part-time fruit mule. grok summons will be punished 🩶

Babylon
Joined November 2022
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I think a lot of people have identity issues, and that's why they are hyper focused on race.
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The concept of globalism assumes a globe, which is why I stay 10 steps ahead of the globalist elites by rejecting the idea of the earth as a spinning ball.
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It’s hammock weather
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God is continually keeping me humble (allowing me to see photos of myself from unflattering angles)
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If joyfully fulfilling the duty of doing many good works in faith and love at the Holy Spirit’s leading is legalism, drown me in legalism until I am all seaweed and jellyfish.
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Not every story you tell yourself about your own life is true. Some thoughts you have are actually lies. That’s the point of taking every thought captive.
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You almost forgot that Gov. Gretchen Whitmer banned the sale of vegetable seeds in 2020 because they were “non-essential” didn’t you?
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Told my coworker about the human embryonic kidney cells used to develop our food. She wasn’t *that* surprised because that’s life in 2026.
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One of my most memorable dreams was in 2020 when I dreamt Justin Bieber invited me to join him on a Huck Finn-style raft for one of those Trump boat parades.
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you’re telling me this life crisis is mid
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PSA: Relax your face. Relax your shoulders.
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I heard the term “speciesism” for the first time today when I made the argument that humans have more inherent value than animals because we are made in God’s image. I have so many thoughts.
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Some prejudices are justified and I think it’s ok for me to be a little afraid of people who hang a Raiders flag outside of their house.
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I’m going to paraphrase the Bible and say: you’re retarded if you don’t believe there is a God
My crush just said he doesn't believe in God and people who do are just prone to magical thinking. Its over, its the most over its ever been.
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"Little children, keep yourselves from idols. Amen."
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A man in the cafe shop told me I came in “like a bright ray of sunshine.” That’s what happens when you wear your color palette and dress for your Kibbe body type.
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Tinfoil Hat Puritan retweeted
Yayy I love modesty discourse Ok ok I’ve got a new one. Christian women should learn their kibbe type and dress for it because going against your lines makes you stand out because you look awkward and people stare at you longer trying to figure out why.
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I know there are terrorist snails eating my cucumber plants in the dark right now, and I am just sitting here and taking it. Tomorrow morning will reveal a fresh wave of destruction because I didn’t go out in my nightgown to hunt them.
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Tinfoil Hat Puritan retweeted
Replying to @onionloveian
i’m just really distracted when i see men in pants 😔 i wish they would go back to wearing robes and stop seeking so much attention by showing off their legs !!!
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Satan has done such a number on people (entire countries, even) convincing parents that a baby with Down syndrome should be aborted. This is so precious, my heart can’t handle it.
Every man who has seen this has claimed there was “just something in his eye.”
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