The concept of globalism assumes a globe, which is why I stay 10 steps ahead of the globalist elites by rejecting the idea of the earth as a spinning ball.
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If joyfully fulfilling the duty of doing many good works in faith and love at the Holy Spirit’s leading is legalism, drown me in legalism until I am all seaweed and jellyfish.
Not every story you tell yourself about your own life is true. Some thoughts you have are actually lies. That’s the point of taking every thought captive.
You almost forgot that Gov. Gretchen Whitmer banned the sale of vegetable seeds in 2020 because they were “non-essential” didn’t you?
Told my coworker about the human embryonic kidney cells used to develop our food. She wasn’t *that* surprised because that’s life in 2026.
One of my most memorable dreams was in 2020 when I dreamt Justin Bieber invited me to join him on a Huck Finn-style raft for one of those Trump boat parades.
I heard the term “speciesism” for the first time today when I made the argument that humans have more inherent value than animals because we are made in God’s image.
I have so many thoughts.
Some prejudices are justified and I think it’s ok for me to be a little afraid of people who hang a Raiders flag outside of their house.
A man in the cafe shop told me I came in “like a bright ray of sunshine.”
That’s what happens when you wear your color palette and dress for your Kibbe body type.
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Yayy I love modesty discourse
Ok ok I’ve got a new one. Christian women should learn their kibbe type and dress for it because going against your lines makes you stand out because you look awkward and people stare at you longer trying to figure out why.
I know there are terrorist snails eating my cucumber plants in the dark right now, and I am just sitting here and taking it. Tomorrow morning will reveal a fresh wave of destruction because I didn’t go out in my nightgown to hunt them.
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Replying to @onionloveian
i’m just really distracted when i see men in pants 😔 i wish they would go back to wearing robes and stop seeking so much attention by showing off their legs !!!








