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Joined March 2016
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From $GOOGL’s earnings presentation deck You’d think when you’re about to report -9B in FCF the finance team would 0-scale the capex chart Capex is up ~2x Q/Q, portrayed as ~8x Either way craziness $SPY $SMH
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Winner of Jensen SB –
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Remember this so well Felix throwing the haymakers #Leafs
30 years ago today, Ron Hextall and Felix Potvin squared off in Philly #Leafs365 #LetsGoFlyers #Leafs
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Why does Jim Hiller treat every game like a meet n’ greet for his players #Leafs @HayesTSN
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Beane is out of 🛌 Amani Hooker to Bills #BillsMafia
Trade! The Titans are sending standout safety Amani Hooker to the Bills, sources tell @ringer @netflixsports.
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Crazy. Best record since 1993 👀 Yet wins of past 2 weeks lack any level of confirmation credibility Ravens - 2nd/3rd QBs Last night - Wentz put on one of worst performances all-time 42 min ToP – squeaked out 23 pts #BillsMafia @JeremyWGR @Matt_Bove
The Bills moved to 7-1 on the season when they defeated the Minnesota Vikings 23-6 on Monday Night Football. Here are my Arrows Up and Down from the game: audacy.com/wgr550/sports/bil…
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AI fake ‘unbiased experts’ will be top expert witness in every criminal case going forward This should go well @elonmusk @JesseBWatters #EpsteinFiles
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Except that oil is down 20% in 2 weeks - post reporting period Fake futures reaction will reverse in hours ahead $SPY
BREAKING: October CPI inflation rises +0.4% month-over-month, above expectations of +0.3%. Core CPI inflation rose +0.3%, also above expectations of +0.2%. BLS will not be releasing year-over-year figures due to the October 2025 government shutdown. Inflation still appears to be running hot.
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80 min we’ll never get back #BillsMafia
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How any times is Brady going to force these Cook runs 0 innovation @Matt_Bove #BillsMafia
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2 of every 3 play calls I’d like to take a baseball bat to Joe Brady #BillsMafia
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Lots of pressure early Allen has targets (as usual) - not releasing 0 imagination from Brady #BillsMafia
Dion Dawkins and Alec Anderson are both INACTIVE tonight. The Bills will be without the left side of their offensive line against the most aggressive defense in the NFL *gulp*
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Started doing wall-sits last week 3 x 60 seconds Highly recommended incorporating into routine
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Jags on a mission Update on Beane: 🛌 #BillsMafia @JeremyWGR
Blockbuster: the Jaguars are trading a 2027 first-round pick and a 2029 second-round pick to the Eagles for defensive tackle Jordan Davis, sources tell ESPN. This is the Jaguars’ third trade for a defensive player today while the Eagles now are poised to have 10 picks in the first two rounds of the next three drafts.
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#Trump defends Jensen The wrong side of every PR moment is a magnet for DJT Crazy to watch @JesseBWatters $SPY
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Brandon Beane: 🛌 #BillsMafia
Trade: Falcons are sending former Pro Bowl safety Jessie Bates to the Jacksonville Jaguars in exchange for a 2027 2nd-round pick and a 2028 5th-round pick, sources tell ESPN.
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How’s Portnoy holding up #PatsNation 🥊🥊🥊🧀
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Hopefully Bobrovsky too
Morgan Rielly & Chris Tanev are OUT tonight for the Leafs. (H/T: @markhmasters)
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Jensen should be fine Swalwell lasted 10 years after his 3 year long chinese spy affair. – and his 2026 resignation wasn’t even related to Fang 🙄 @JesseBWatters $NVDA $SPY
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