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Jennifer

@HelloJenniferH

Boy Mummy trying to curb my penchant for swearing | Co-Chair @gatesheadmvp | she / her

 Newcastle upon Tyne
hellojenniferhelen.com
Joined June 2010
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Been with my partner for over 25 years. Still have to Google how to spell her name. Can never remember if it's one n and two f's, or two n's and one f. Her names Jennifer or Jeniffer, which ever one is right.
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The horrifying reality of being a woman, perfectly summarised by @_CaitlinORyan If you give even the slightest shit about women, watch it all. This is what it’s like.
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Websites telling me I haven’t entered a valid email address when I haven’t fucking finished putting the fucking email address in the fucking box yet for fuck’s sake.
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@TheLenny_26 Sep 2024
Weirdest thing that gets you angry?
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the devil?? you mean a girl with multiple piercings that listens to Bring Me The Horizon?!?
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Bring Me The Horizon released That's The Spirit on this day 9 years ago.
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Jenni
@hashjenni13 Aug 2024
The most tiring thing about adulting to me is how CONSTANT it is. There is ALWAYS some shit to sort out. you're chilling' means you're probably just ignoring the million things on your to-do list.
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Your opinion about adulting??
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Amidst the chaos, this woman held up a sign saying: 'Hope not hate. Racism not welcome here'.
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The UK waving goodbye to a Conservative government.
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Justin Timberlake when the officer told him to walk a straight line
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Ed Finch@MrEFinch14 Jun 2024
I think that not enough people are prepared to admit that 'overnight oats' have the look and attraction of cold vomit.
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JORGE@ChunRihStan13 Jun 2024
Rihanna and Asap Rocky having the happiest son in the world A THREAD:
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My generation, growing up in the 1980s and 1990s, have a particular relationship with food. Many of our parents told us not to leave anything on our plates, or even to ‘think of the starving children in Africa’ to persuade us to eat food which we didn’t want. 1/
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How to change someone else's toaster settings: 1. Don't ever do this 2. Seriously, leave them alone
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I'm also looking for a mother-of-one who is happy with her decision to stop at one child. This is for a short piece in a women's weekly magazine. The write up will be read back to you before publication. Please get in touch asap if you can help - thanks! #journorequest #prrequest
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The Gregg Wallace thing needs to make people look at how women's work is invisibilised by society. GW puts his success down to daily gym sessions, manifesting, journalling, reading etc - meanwhile, this is only possible because his wife and mother-in-law do absolutely EVERYTHING
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