Jessica Fox

I bought a new book and started a bubble bath and was so excited, and 5 pages in, I shut the book and went, “Ah, well, never mind.”

I wanna be one of these guys

“humans aren’t monkeys”

my view while reading this tweet

A first date should be a heist of a large statue of a giraffe, and the only supplies are two pairs of roller skates, superglue, a saw, a bag of marbles, two rolls of duct tape, and a banana. UNLESS YOU’RE OKAY WITH BARE MINIMUM EFFORT.

imagine standing around naked having a conversation with this man about fruit

this is MY president! 😤

The 50s were a hell of a time

When you’re reading an article and realize your fast food cup looks like simulated rays of light satisfying Eq. (3) with δ0<0 (left) and δ0>0 (right) with coloring indicating magnitude of δ0.