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Flat Chested Shorty 🌚

@HelloK_titty

No, I don’t look like my pictures 😌

 Le Chateau de Jo
Joined November 2010
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β€œThe skyline was hitting that day” The skyline in question:
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@buffys5 Nov 2024
define β€˜thirst trap’
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🍰 Taylor πŸ“@1bighairedbitchOct 30
🍰 Taylor πŸ“ (@1bighairedbitch) profile picture🍰 Taylor πŸ“@1bighairedbitchOct 26
A stud I grew up with dm’d me and asked to smoke and listen to music in her car to catch up….she think I’m dumb!
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Dandelion tea is a literally a game changer
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Burnt orange or brown
Natism (@Natism) profile pictureNatism
@Natism16h
Neurodivergents what colour is November?
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I woke up angry… why you ask? @TheDuragGeneral filled my tank up to the BRIM Car totaled with a tank full of gas.
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Hold on… wear that to my house, I’m tryna see something
πŸ¦‚ (@ItsJanata) profile pictureπŸ¦‚
@ItsJanata17h
Bow to the queen
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Me realizing that all my friends are smokers… It’s three w**d sticks in rotation and 4 people in the car. I have my window down. But yet… I might still be high
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Chad Johnson
@ochocincoOct 30
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I been ripping and running all day trying to handle this damn car vs the city shit… One more estimate and my packet will be ready.
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I know that’s right boo!
Zay (@Southern_HoneyZ) profile pictureZay@Southern_HoneyZOct 30
Finally back to my pre baby weighttttt! Now let’s get this muscle backkk!
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SymonΓ© B. Beez (@SymoneBeez) profile picture
SymonΓ© B. Beez
@SymoneBeezOct 30
$48,000 a year?
Ty. πŸ©ΊπŸ’— (@TyyTyra) profile pictureTy. πŸ©ΊπŸ’—
@TyyTyraOct 29
So y’all telling me $4,000 a month AFTER taxes isn’t enough money to live on?? 🀨
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This was the most irritating shit ever
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Image from πŸ¦‡π•Έπ–—π–˜. π•Ύπ–Žπ–“π–Žπ–˜π–™π–Šπ–— ⭐️ (@muvamoonbeam)
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πŸ¦‡π•Έπ–—π–˜. π•Ύπ–Žπ–“π–Žπ–˜π–™π–Šπ–— ⭐️ (@muvamoonbeam) profile pictureπŸ¦‡π•Έπ–—π–˜. π•Ύπ–Žπ–“π–Žπ–˜π–™π–Šπ–— ⭐️@muvamoonbeamSep 30
My daughter signed me up to make gumbo at the end of the month for a fundraiser and I looked at her so sideways bc when have you ever seen me make a mf gumbo 😭😭
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Grip Skylark πŸ’•βœ¨ (@talleyberrybaby) profile picture
Grip Skylark πŸ’•βœ¨
@talleyberrybabyOct 30
I was running out of my most expensive perfume (I’m talking triple digits) and I was so sad…Tell me why I’m at my momma’s house and she pulls a FULL BOTTLE of it out and says β€œI think you’ll like this, doesn’t smell right on me” and just gives it to me I’LL KILL SOMEBODY BOUT YOU NEPHEW
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Toke(MrsπŸ’)β€οΈπŸ‘‘ (@Ollaitan___) profile pictureToke(MrsπŸ’)β€οΈπŸ‘‘
@Ollaitan___Oct 29
Ladies,you only pick two? πŸ₯Ή 1. Fluent in 10 languages 2. Free flights & hotels forever 3. Dream body while eating 4. Unlimited wigs & makeup 5. Unlimited wardrobe 6. $ 1M every month
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CartierCal@cartiercal1Oct 29
I hate to say this but I blame the men in this
Scoop Ball (@deystillluvbrit) profile pictureScoop Ball
@deystillluvbritOct 29
14 kids by 12 men is just so irresponsible and gross
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Victor opeyemi
@victorope01Oct 30
No one cheats and treats you β€œperfectly” Cheating requires you to lie, manipulate, be sneaky, and betray. Cheating also involves so many layers of emotional and psychological abuse. How about the health risk? How can you do all that and treat someone β€œperfectly”?
Makafui (@missmakafui) profile pictureMakafui
@missmakafuiOct 29
If your partner cheats on you but treats you perfectly in every other way, would you stay or leave?
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wtf am I wearing tomorrow and why did I decide to start doing my nails this late
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I absolutely love when they come back to tell me I was right, like great thank you. Block.
KDub 🀎 (@AsToldByKristen) profile pictureKDub 🀎@AsToldByKristenOct 29
one of my fave only child traits is that I’m not arguing or going back and forth with anybody. You got it until you figure out yourself that you’re wrong.
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Why would you ruin my dinner like this…..
Max Daily Foods (@MaxDailyFoods) profile pictureMax Daily Foods
@MaxDailyFoodsOct 29
Caesar meets steak πŸ₯©πŸ”₯
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liqm@lalaliamland_Oct 17
i genuinely dont consider myself as a person for other people because i cant imagine myself existing in their heads outside of our conversations
Vivian (@suchnerve) profile pictureVivian@suchnerveOct 16
I have the mental illness where it genuinely does not occur to me on an intuitive, emotional level that it’s even possible for my absence to hurt people, like I truly do not FEEL that worry in the slightest because my emotions tell me my absence must a neutral, harmless thing
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Chicken Caesar salad for dinner Then I’m tapped for today 🫠 Thankful.
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