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I was running out of my most expensive perfume (Iโm talking triple digits) and I was so sadโฆTell me why Iโm at my mommaโs house and she pulls a FULL BOTTLE of it out and says โI think youโll like this, doesnโt smell right on meโ and just gives it to me
IโLL KILL SOMEBODY BOUT YOU NEPHEW
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No one cheats and treats you โperfectlyโ
Cheating requires you to lie, manipulate, be sneaky, and betray.
Cheating also involves so many layers of emotional and psychological abuse. How about the health risk?
How can you do all that and treat someone โperfectlyโ?
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i genuinely dont consider myself as a person for other people because i cant imagine myself existing in their heads outside of our conversations
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Not naturally romantic, fellas? Then make it a system.
Keep her in love FOREVER.
1๏ธโฃ Set a calendar alert to buy her flowers every 15 to 55 days. Keep the timing random so it never feels expected.
2๏ธโฃ Make a contact note for her with her sizes, ring size, perfume, favorite snack, and favorite restaurant. Gift shopping gets easy and you never have to guess.
3๏ธโฃ When she mentions a big meeting, doctor visit, or hard conversation, put it in your calendar. Text her before, then ask how it went after.
4๏ธโฃ Fix the small annoyance she's complained about once. The frayed charger, the squeaky door, the lotion she ran out of.
5๏ธโฃ Pick a default date night, same place on the same day each month. Romance doesn't depend on you being creative that week...
...plan the whole date, including the babysitter, the reservation, and a hint about what to wear. Her only job is showing up.
6๏ธโฃ Fill her gas tank or warm up her car on a cold morning without mentioning it.
7๏ธโฃ Phone down for the first 10 minutes after you both get home. Full attention is the cheapest romantic thing there is.
Romance isn't about being naturally charming. It's about making her feel remembered, considered, and loved, even on an ordinary Tuesday.
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We, the Black Delegation, would like to
trade NiKKKi Minaj for Ms. Rachel. ๐
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I believe All women lose sexual interest if you disappoint them emotionally
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Iโm at the African American history museum in DC and there are children here on a field trip. They are laughing, running and playing around to the point that theyโve have to make several announcements over the loud speaker.
Yesโฆ they are. This has been me the whole time
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I know for a FACT that when yall be complaining about these niggas, yall be wanting attention because block the mutha fucka and move on.
Itโs that simple but yall rather play ring around the fckn rosey and pick posies
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There comes a point when a manโs inconsistency stops giving you anxiety and starts giving you the ick.
And that is a beautiful day.
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I have a black dentist, a black doctor, a black barber, a black mechanic, I had a black chiropractor, a black supervisor, my neighborhood is black, my sonโs teachers are black.
I love this black ass city.
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Replying to @OGPrinceAGAIN @SeximusBlakimus
FAMU women donโt cheat!
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i really wish i could do casual but it's either soul burning intensity or i feel basically nothing for you
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I would of just turned the oven off then got in the bed and cried like that video of stewie
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