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No, I donโ€™t look like my pictures ๐Ÿ˜Œ

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Joined November 2010
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Flat Chested Shorty ๐ŸŒš retweeted
A stud I grew up with dmโ€™d me and asked to smoke and listen to music in her car to catch upโ€ฆ.she think Iโ€™m dumb!
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Flat Chested Shorty ๐ŸŒš retweeted
$48,000 a year?
So yโ€™all telling me $4,000 a month AFTER taxes isnโ€™t enough money to live on?? ๐Ÿคจ
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This was the most irritating shit ever
My daughter signed me up to make gumbo at the end of the month for a fundraiser and I looked at her so sideways bc when have you ever seen me make a mf gumbo ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Flat Chested Shorty ๐ŸŒš retweeted
I was running out of my most expensive perfume (Iโ€™m talking triple digits) and I was so sadโ€ฆTell me why Iโ€™m at my mommaโ€™s house and she pulls a FULL BOTTLE of it out and says โ€œI think youโ€™ll like this, doesnโ€™t smell right on meโ€ and just gives it to me Iโ€™LL KILL SOMEBODY BOUT YOU NEPHEW
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Flat Chested Shorty ๐ŸŒš retweeted
I hate to say this but I blame the men in this
14 kids by 12 men is just so irresponsible and gross
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Flat Chested Shorty ๐ŸŒš retweeted
No one cheats and treats you โ€œperfectlyโ€ Cheating requires you to lie, manipulate, be sneaky, and betray. Cheating also involves so many layers of emotional and psychological abuse. How about the health risk? How can you do all that and treat someone โ€œperfectlyโ€?
If your partner cheats on you but treats you perfectly in every other way, would you stay or leave?
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Flat Chested Shorty ๐ŸŒš retweeted
i genuinely dont consider myself as a person for other people because i cant imagine myself existing in their heads outside of our conversations
I have the mental illness where it genuinely does not occur to me on an intuitive, emotional level that itโ€™s even possible for my absence to hurt people, like I truly do not FEEL that worry in the slightest because my emotions tell me my absence must a neutral, harmless thing
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Not naturally romantic, fellas? Then make it a system. Keep her in love FOREVER. 1๏ธโƒฃ Set a calendar alert to buy her flowers every 15 to 55 days. Keep the timing random so it never feels expected. 2๏ธโƒฃ Make a contact note for her with her sizes, ring size, perfume, favorite snack, and favorite restaurant. Gift shopping gets easy and you never have to guess. 3๏ธโƒฃ When she mentions a big meeting, doctor visit, or hard conversation, put it in your calendar. Text her before, then ask how it went after. 4๏ธโƒฃ Fix the small annoyance she's complained about once. The frayed charger, the squeaky door, the lotion she ran out of. 5๏ธโƒฃ Pick a default date night, same place on the same day each month. Romance doesn't depend on you being creative that week... ...plan the whole date, including the babysitter, the reservation, and a hint about what to wear. Her only job is showing up. 6๏ธโƒฃ Fill her gas tank or warm up her car on a cold morning without mentioning it. 7๏ธโƒฃ Phone down for the first 10 minutes after you both get home. Full attention is the cheapest romantic thing there is. Romance isn't about being naturally charming. It's about making her feel remembered, considered, and loved, even on an ordinary Tuesday.
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Flat Chested Shorty ๐ŸŒš retweeted
We, the Black Delegation, would like to trade NiKKKi Minaj for Ms. Rachel. ๐Ÿ˜…
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Flat Chested Shorty ๐ŸŒš retweeted
I believe All women lose sexual interest if you disappoint them emotionally
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Flat Chested Shorty ๐ŸŒš retweeted
Iโ€™m at the African American history museum in DC and there are children here on a field trip. They are laughing, running and playing around to the point that theyโ€™ve have to make several announcements over the loud speaker. Yesโ€ฆ they are. This has been me the whole time
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Flat Chested Shorty ๐ŸŒš retweeted
I know for a FACT that when yall be complaining about these niggas, yall be wanting attention because block the mutha fucka and move on. Itโ€™s that simple but yall rather play ring around the fckn rosey and pick posies
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There comes a point when a manโ€™s inconsistency stops giving you anxiety and starts giving you the ick. And that is a beautiful day.
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Flat Chested Shorty ๐ŸŒš retweeted
Please make sure yโ€™all check this out. My wife is in it ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜€
new Freelance trailer just dropped... run us up so we can get a full season ๐Ÿ‘€
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Flat Chested Shorty ๐ŸŒš retweeted
I have a black dentist, a black doctor, a black barber, a black mechanic, I had a black chiropractor, a black supervisor, my neighborhood is black, my sonโ€™s teachers are black. I love this black ass city.
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Flat Chested Shorty ๐ŸŒš retweeted
FAMU women donโ€™t cheat!
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i really wish i could do casual but it's either soul burning intensity or i feel basically nothing for you
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Flat Chested Shorty ๐ŸŒš retweeted
I would of just turned the oven off then got in the bed and cried like that video of stewie
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Flat Chested Shorty ๐ŸŒš retweeted
Heโ€™ll Be Outta Office In 2yrs But Iโ€™ll NEVER Forgive The 77million Of U Who Did This To Our Country!!!! I Will Absolutely NEVER Forgive U!!!
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