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(he/they) Too hot to live, too cool to die.

Joined August 2022
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The Christmas episode of Community is a masterpiece in television
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Using Tumblr to journal is so much nicer on my hand. Everytime I use my actual journal I end up writing for so long it makes my hand hurt like hell
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This of course then makes me not want to journal a ton which just leads back into the overly long entries that cause the pain. Truly it is a vicious cycle
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I'm tired of the movie trope of people taking off classes making them hotter. I firmly believe that wearing glasses makes almost anyone more attractive and at the very least does not detract from how attractive they are
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Anyone saying this nonsense can be safely ignored. Matt Mercer absolutely knocked this out of park. As did the rest of the cast. The voice acting in this game is absolutely perfect for what this game is doing. This version of Ganondorf is meaning. delightfully meanicing.
"One Of The Biggest Miscasts In Gaming": Matt Mercer Is Getting A Lot Of Heat For His Latest Role bit.ly/4j0261t
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I spent 275 on pokemon cards today and I hit on over 60% of my packs, I get how people become addicted to gambling
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“Real Minnesotans” meanwhile republicans get their asses beat every election cycle and still think they’re the majority lol. Nobody cares what you hicks have to say
You can very much leave as well, real Minnesotan's don't want you here.
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YOU LOST AND YOUR HUSBAND IS STILL DEAD AND A PUNCHLINE, MAYBE NOW YOU'LL FINALLY GO HOME TO YOUR CHILDREN
PRAY. SHOW UP. PRAY. VOTE. PRAY. TPAction.com/polls
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Woke 2.0 in action
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It wasn't the sexual assault allegations. It wasn't the coup attempt on January 6th. It wasn't the racism. It wasn't the transphobia. It was the price of gas and groceries. As great as last night was, the sad reality is that Americans didn't care until it affected their wallets
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first openly gay man to senate first black female governor first latina governor in texas first native american governor first black governor in Wisconsin
first native american female governor charlie kirk deadass died for nothing LMFAOOOOO
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Niggas said that Charlie Kirk shit was gonna start a revolution and they lost South Carolina and Texas a year later its tears in my fucking eyes dude
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Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
🚨BREAKING: Republicans' odds to flipping the Michigan US Senate seat JUMP OVERNIGHT. Michigan - 2026 US Senate 🟥Mike Rogers 44.3% (+3.7) 🟦Abdul El-Sayed 40.6% Polling average via Pollsmax.com. Abdul El-Sayed has become the Democratic frontrunner, and compared to his primary opponents—Mallory McMorrow and Haley Stevens—he performs by far the worst against Mike Rogers. If El-Sayed ends up being the nominee, Republicans will be the heavy favorites to flip Michigan's US Senate seat later this year.
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We are gonna trans your kids so bad.
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rough night for the Republicans. If I were currently The Vice President of The United States I’d probably just kill myself @JDVance
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Do you not have ears
why the fuck was this ad such a big meme back in 2018, what was so goddamn funny about sprite fucking cranberry
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