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Michigan, USA
Joined January 2014
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>walks up on stage > dedicates award to Bill Clinton > Refuses to elaborate > gets arrested
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These motherfuckers are terrified that Bukele will actually solve the problem. That his solution to violence and corruption is and has always been the only real solution. 75 years of nation-building aid strategies accomplished nothing worldwide; Bukele helped Haiti in a week.
The worry, if President Nayib Bukele’s ambitions in Haiti turn out to be large, is of a scorched-earth strategy that kills a lot of civilians economist.com/the-americas/2…
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🚨#BREAKING: After running the worst ad in political history & STILL getting stomped in the OH gov race, pharma scammer Vivek Ramaswamy hasn’t tweeted or been seen publicly since Tuesday. He reportedly fled Ohio on a private jet to Florida days ago.
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first nigga fired from both marvel and dc bro i’ll genuinely taken back by this shit
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I thought she had a different criteria
Best founders I backed had no hobbies. Only one obsession — the company.
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"chatgpt made it, not ai"
chatgpt made it, not ai
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
ChatGPT is a generative AI chatbot developed by OpenAI that uses large language models to create text and images. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChatGPT openai.com/index/chatgpt help.openai.com/en/articles/67… openai.com/chatgpt/overvi…
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just caught an MW19/Warzone 1 dev 4BOXING on mw4... this shit is just hilarious at this point that the matchmaking is so bad that past DEVS ARE FOUR BOXING for easier lobbies
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How come I never heard of male honeypots seducing women for secrets
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In memory of Lauren Boebert’s last day in Congress, enjoy this video of her ripping a vape, giving her date a hand job, and being kicked out of a theater.
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la vendida de humo mas grande del último siglo
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When I graduated HS in 2000 I had a ton of friends that went into roofing. By 2003 they were talking about all the Latin Americans that were riding in the city. Most were laid off during the 2008 crash. Almost zero were ever called back. Not because houses didn't start going up again, but because shit bags like this could pay a clown car full of illegal Mexicans, who were sleeping 12 to a 1 bedroom, half they pay and charge you the 3% less too take more of the pie. Fuck this guy.
"I was a big part of the blue wave.." That's Lee Haight, president of RRCA (Roofing & Reconstruction Contractors of America) in Naples, Florida, defending his illegal immigrant crew from ICE and saying they're "necessary," not a burden on society. In the same video he complains the insurance company steered jobs to his competitors, then brags about an $85,000 stone-coated steel roof on the water and a claim he says could top $150,000. Cheap labor works out GREAT for the guy at the top. LMAO
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I was gonna hate on Bronny for flexing his money cause he’s a nepo baby but “can you run a mile” to a morbidly obese person is such an elite clap back I can’t even hate, fairs Lesperm.
Bronny James has words with a fan in Detroit: “Can you run a mile? How much money you make a year?” 💀 (via @FadeAwayMedia)
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Why did Bloomberg try to hide that Jensen Huang was illegally exporting Nvidia chips to China through Alice Haung's Singapore based Megaspeed?
Bloomberg is trying to get @GamersNexus' channel removed from YouTube, one week after they exposed $NVDA is smuggling chips to China. 👀 @JG_Nuke @kshaughnessy2 @DarioCpx @SamanthaLaDuc
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This will be the sixth time we have destroyed the DC cinematic universe, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.
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Just a reminder that Vivek Ramaswami flew out of the country the second he lost.
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"The bastard son fathered with a serving girl is the only one who is anything like him, while the legitimate heirs are aristocratic fops" sounds like the plot of the last Conan movie. But it's actually the plot of Arnold's life.
Proud Dad moment for Arnold Schwarzenegger as his Son, Joseph Baena placesTop 5 in ‘Pro Debut’ at Natural Bodybuilding Competition. True Son of his father!
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James Gunn’s biggest weakness as a comic book film producer was perhaps his inability to sell snake oil. He keeps making it obvious that he hates how SUPERGIRL turned out. Meanwhile, Feige will look at you in the eyes and say RDJ Doom was the plan all along with a straight face.
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BREAKING: Nvidia and CEO Jensen Huang have been sued in a proposed class action, per Reuters. A shareholder accuses them of defrauding investors by hiding Huang’s ties to a suspected Chinese spy.
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“For every eight guys who retire in this trade, only one guy picks it up. The whole industry is in danger.” “Wow. Would you hire me? I’d love to learn it.” “Absolutely not.”
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just saw a 4'11" girl shoot down a guy who was 6'4" for being "too tall" and I've never seen a guy get pissed off so fast. hold the line, my comrade 🫡
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