Roman Catholic, dad, Eagle Scout, IT guy, tea junkie, board gamer, dungeon master, skier, podcaster, deranged, and sort of an ass.
Cincinnati, OH
Joined March 2008
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This pu'er is like ink, but tastes way smoother and less better than the color would make you expect. Thanks to @mandelaefectype!
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Never going to let another woman call me ableist again then. If you can kill cripples before they're born then I can at least make fun of them.
AI is a psyop by Sony, Microsoft, and Nintendo to raise the prices of buying or building a gaming PC so that you'll be more willing to buy their next consoles.
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Patrick J.B. Simmons retweeted
No one likes changing the clock, me included, but Congress has enacted permanent Daylight Savings Time multiple times before and repealed it each time once Americans experienced absurdly late sunrises in the winter. Arkansans donβt want their kids going to school in the pitch dark, and Iβll always put Arkansas first.
I was helping finish my parents' basement with @mandelaefectype and his grandpa the day GB joined Twitter live on air.
He wasn't that funny usually, but him trying to explain to a listener that his first tweet was about Phish and not fish was great.
Patrick J.B. Simmons retweeted
Catholics are loving this (and it is great), but as a Reds fan, I can't help but note that the Reds ended up winning in extra innings and the Reds pitcher on the mound when they closed it out is named...PagΓ‘n.
I think I have to go to Confession for being happy about that. π€£
Patrick J.B. Simmons retweeted
I saw a werewolf drinkin' a piΓ±a colada at Trader Vic's, and his hair was perfect
Patrick J.B. Simmons retweeted
The vast majority of catholics in this country are completely unaware of that, which I think proves my point about doing the same thing
Patrick J.B. Simmons retweeted
The Latin Mass formed countless saints for more than a thousand years, but some guy in the 21st century blames it for his personal vices, so itβs obviously a problem!
It made me bitter and arrogant. It made me think I had the more ancient, therefore holier, therefore better way to practice my faith. I would make jokes about the βNovus Ordoβ and speculate about the day the church might even do away with vernacular liturgy, considering it a failed experiment.
I found a lot of security in the (very flawed) idea that βCatholicism is an ancient, unchanging faith. This is the most ancient, unchanging way to live it out.β
From the group chat:
ALT "There's gotta be a protestant sect out there that takes the Bible literally enough to believe wisdom is actually a woman with big ol titties"
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Patrick J.B. Simmons retweeted
The ongoing H1B visa scam is a betrayal of the American educational system - and particularly of young American men. Filling tech jobs with foreign workers at cut-rate prices is a form of indentured servitude that denies our kids the jobs they trained for. Its insanely corrosive.
An HR person at my work described the flag politely as "basically a Hallmark card."
I love European protestors, theyβll do the coolest daredevil stunt youβll ever see and then when the world is watching their message is like βitβs Mother Earth, not Father Earth. Be present in the now!β
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