When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. Guitarist, damaged skateboarder, Saints and Pels fan.
Santa Cruz, CA
Joined August 2017
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Ian retweeted
Was downstairs while my gf was watching dancing with the stars yesterday and it’s truly only us being treated like cattle. The second it’s not a sporting event the ads return back to normal. A car commercial, a restaurant, toilet paper. They are conditioning you.
Ian retweeted
It’s going to get worse but we are rapidly becoming a society of two types of people, ones who can function normally the way people have for thousands of years, and the other who have intellectually neutered themselves in the delusional belief that it is to become more efficient
Ian retweeted
in-n-out isn’t overrated. I think non-Californians misunderstand us when we try to describe it. It’s a consistent 8/10 burger every single time you go and is better than any other fast food chain burger at the same price point. Yes 5 guys is *technically* better at 2x the price.
Ian retweeted
At halftime of Super Bowl XLIV, Sean Payton walked into the Saints locker room and told his team they were opening the second half with “Ambush.”
Trailing 10-6, New Orleans executed a surprise onside kick, recovered by Chris Reis. That moment changed the game and helped deliver the franchise its first and only Super Bowl title.
@MarquesColston said it wasn’t just preparation or execution. It was Payton’s superpower: communication that gave his team the confidence to believe and execute when it mattered most.
@Thepivot on @Netflix.
#ThePivot #MarquesColston #Saints #SuperBowl
Ian retweeted
Jaime West tells Piers Morgan that her next door neighbor just graduated high school and enlisted in the Marines and may get shipped off to die in an illegal war so people need to get off her nuts about drinking a few Coor’s Lights before an interview
Ian retweeted
Hey girl hey. In this moment, I am going to be joyfully resistant.
I won’t allow you to steal working families’ joy. We are working harder than ever and struggling to get ahead. When we can dance, it is us preparing for battle.
I’m 42. You’re 33. Being kind ages you better🥰
Ian retweeted
notice..
> Delta is blocking AI agents from booking flights
> JPMorgan Chase and Charles Schwab block agents from accessing accounts
> Yelp requires paid data licensing for agents
> Amazon has blocked Grok bot and other shopping agents.
the internet is starting to block AI agents that were supposed to do everything for us
Generation that's evaded the tax burden their ENTIRE lives continues to try and evade any and all taxes.
“I’m old. I’ve paid my home off,” said Ray Warner, a 72-year-old Akron resident. “Why would I pay property tax?”
Across the country, homeowners are asking the same question and revolting against property taxes at a scale not seen in a half century.
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Ian retweeted
Not interested in an absurdly expensive phone crammed with AI features that I don't want. I won't be buying anything new until both of those issues are resolved.
Ian retweeted
I’m proud to have earned the endorsement of the @TB_Times for U.S. Senate!
We’ve got a lot of work ahead of us, and I’m ready to get to it!
#AngieforFlorida
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