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Auburn at 35! Expect them to be better than 10th in the SEC this year.
College basketball is here, so it’s time to unveil my annual 1-365 rankings of every team in the sport.
Never been a harder year to do it with so much roster uncertainty, but use this as your guide to the season ahead!
Rankings, stats, notes here: ⬇️⬇️
si.com/college-basketball/ul…
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College basketball is here, so it’s time to unveil my annual 1-365 rankings of every team in the sport.
Never been a harder year to do it with so much roster uncertainty, but use this as your guide to the season ahead!
Rankings, stats, notes here: ⬇️⬇️
si.com/college-basketball/ul…
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Iowa State has announced that Tamin Lipsey — who’s seeking a fifth year of eligibility — will return in 2026-27, per release.
Lipsey recently was part of a court injunction in the State of Indiana.
You should probably cover these kids’ games for free this year.. otherwise you’re just taking advantage of their situation 🙄
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Volunteer Ops in the Horizon is CRAZY
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BREAKING: University of Michigan coach Dusty May has agreed to become the new head coach of the Dallas Mavericks, sources tell me, @AdamSchefter, @PeteThamel. Major college-to-pro jump for the 2026 NCAA championship coach and swing for the Mavericks and Masai Ujiri.
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Colorado head coach Deion Sanders spoke with the Associated Press on a variety of topics before the latest court ruling on Brendan Sorsby, including the subject of someone gambling on their own team.
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Breaking: The Bulls are finalizing the hire of Tiago Splitter to be the team's new head coach, sources tell @ShamsCharania.
Splitter served as interim head coach for the Trail Blazers and led Portland to the playoffs this season.
Dude should just go to West Florida and kill
NEWS: Milan Momcilovic will withdraw from the NBA Draft and transfer to another school, sources told @TheFieldOf68
Kentucky, St. John’s, Louisville and Arizona are all in pursuit 👀
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I've obtained Travis Steele's new contract.
Steele will earn a minimum $850,000 per year with $150,000 retention bonuses for each year he returns. That makes him one of the highest-paid coaches in the MAC.
His incentives are worth one month's salary each (~$70,833). @WDTN
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Todd Golden on @TheFieldOf68 regarding 25-year-old Yam Madar:
“I think I played against him when I was over there (in Israel) actually.”💀🤣
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Villanova and Kansas will start a home-and-home series on Black Friday at Allen Fieldhouse, per release.
Return game at Villanova in 2027-28.
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Ten cities I'm expecting the NCAA to look into for the second opening round site:
Albuquerque
Dallas/Fort Worth
Des Moines
Denver
Kansas City
Las Vegas
Omaha
Phoenix
Salt Lake City
Wichita
I think The Pit/ABQ would be a great spot to start. Hasn't hosted NCAAT games since 2012.
Stupid.
Breaking: Detroit Mercy men's basketball has been hit with a postseason ban for 2027 by the NCAA after another APR violation -- the program's third in the last decade -- school officials confirmed to me. This comes as the program seemed to be trending up. detroitnews.com/story/sports…
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