Hot Mess Chic retweeted
Yea breakups hurt but have you ever bought 2 drinks at a rooftop bar and had the total come out to $45?
Hot Mess Chic retweeted
Being a woman in brainstorming meetings feels a lot like Ross trying to get Ben to care about the holiday armadillo
Hot Mess Chic retweeted
Girls spend $70 on an outfit and curl hair and put on makeup just to hook up with a frat boy in a Hawaiian shirt who peed his bed last night
Hot Mess Chic retweeted
Let's settle the longest standing feud on Twitter once and for all:
RT for Pizza Rolls
Fav for Bagel Bites
Hot Mess Chic retweeted
Will 2017 be my year? Will I finally get into a relationship? Tune in next time to Definitely Fucking Not.... #2017fail
Hot Mess Chic retweeted
I wanna climb Julian Edelman like a tree lawd 😍 #SuperBowl
Hot Mess Chic retweeted
Me: *wants to be fit and does 6.5 miles*
Also me: "I've earned Mac n cheese"
🙃🙃 hate myself lol
Hot Mess Chic retweeted
I feel like I have a love hate relationship with everything in my life... Like I hate being overweight but I love queso
Hot Mess Chic retweeted
Being an adult is mostly just going to bed when you don't want to, and also waking up when you don't want to.
Hot Mess Chic retweeted
The souls of the men who've crossed me. #PowerBlondeBirthdayPresents
Hot Mess Chic retweeted
"Why am I single," I wonder to myself, as I wear an actual nightgown with the various sleeping positions of cats on it
Hot Mess Chic retweeted
“Being invited into someone’s life is a privilege. Don’t get too comfortable and forget why you were invited in the first place.”
Hot Mess Chic retweeted
Me: I need to loose weight and get back on an exercise routine. Me literally five minutes ago: I think I'll have doughnuts for dessert



















