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Hopeless, romantic.

Joined October 2012
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Yea breakups hurt but have you ever bought 2 drinks at a rooftop bar and had the total come out to $45?
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Hot Mess Chic retweeted
Being a woman in brainstorming meetings feels a lot like Ross trying to get Ben to care about the holiday armadillo
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Delete that text thread 2K18
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Cutting Out Toxic People 2k18
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Hot Mess Chic retweeted
you'll drive yourself crazy trying to make sense of every little thing
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Girls spend $70 on an outfit and curl hair and put on makeup just to hook up with a frat boy in a Hawaiian shirt who peed his bed last night
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Let's settle the longest standing feud on Twitter once and for all: RT for Pizza Rolls Fav for Bagel Bites
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Will 2017 be my year? Will I finally get into a relationship? Tune in next time to Definitely Fucking Not.... #2017fail
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Tom Brady is crying. Seems like his mood is a bit....deflated.
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I wanna climb Julian Edelman like a tree lawd 😍 #SuperBowl
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Seriously tho
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Me: *wants to be fit and does 6.5 miles* Also me: "I've earned Mac n cheese" 🙃🙃 hate myself lol
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Hot Mess Chic retweeted
I feel like I have a love hate relationship with everything in my life... Like I hate being overweight but I love queso
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All I'm worrying about from now on is me, myself and my bank account.
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Being an adult is mostly just going to bed when you don't want to, and also waking up when you don't want to.
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Hot Mess Chic retweeted
The souls of the men who've crossed me. #PowerBlondeBirthdayPresents
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"Why am I single," I wonder to myself, as I wear an actual nightgown with the various sleeping positions of cats on it
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Hot Mess Chic retweeted
“Being invited into someone’s life is a privilege. Don’t get too comfortable and forget why you were invited in the first place.”
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Me: I need to loose weight and get back on an exercise routine. Me literally five minutes ago: I think I'll have doughnuts for dessert
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Coffee always tastes better when someone else makes it for you. It's science.
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