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Hot Mess Express

@HotMessProbs

Hot Mess Express (noun) {hawt mes ik spres} A group of sexy, hard-drinking bitches that hit the streets to cause chaos and partake in debauchery.

 Los Angeles, CA
Joined June 2011
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  • Followers33.5K
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@ajplus6 Sep 2017
Texas dogs were flown to California to make space for pets that got lost in Hurricane Harvey.
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JJ Watt
@JJWatt30 Aug 2017
$4 MILLION! New Goal: $5 Million. YouCaring.com/JJWatt
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sarah@letstakeitslo3 Aug 2017
YALL DONT UNDERSTAND mmmmohmygod @ComplexMusic xitter.gq/complexmusic/status/89…
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Heartless Gay@HeartlessGayyy31 Jul 2017
When my friend owes me money but it's been weeks and you still don't have your money vine.co/v/inAiBuI6UOX
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Michelle Obama
@MichelleObama30 Jul 2017
Happy Birthday Mom! Your unconditional love has made me who I am today. You are my rock. My ❤️. I'll always be your Miche. I love you.
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My friends: "act natural" Me: – at Cranston, RI
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judgmental gay@jdgmntlgay11 May 2017
good morning everyone. i just woke up from a 12 hour depression sleep and i feel refreshed. who wants to fight
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judgmental gay@jdgmntlgay3 Dec 2016
i'm the 36% xitter.gq/forbes/status/80510935…
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@Forbes3 Dec 2016
64% of millennials would rather make $40,000 a year at a job they love than $100,000 a year at a boring job on.forbes.com/60168G0gO
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Harriet@SmolTolLarry19 Jun 2016
Every time you retweet this, a homophobe will unfollow you
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The Alcoholic@SayYesToAlcohol12 May 2016
I'm still confused as to why the sink doesn't have a vodka switch.
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The Alcoholic@SayYesToAlcohol12 May 2016
When you take a sip and can't taste the alcohol #SoMe
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judgmental gay@jdgmntlgay24 Apr 2016
this is me but in the dark in my room listening to lemonade. contemplating. reflecting.
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judgmental gay@jdgmntlgay28 Mar 2016
poor friends: don't worry it's on me rich friends: don't forget you owe me $1.0554 from last week
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judgmental gay@jdgmntlgay20 Mar 2016
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The Alcoholic@SayYesToAlcohol24 Feb 2016
Mood: drinking margaritas while someone drives me around in the back of a convertible.
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Please don't talk to me
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The Alcoholic@SayYesToAlcohol5 Feb 2016
Every hour is happy hour for me.
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Heartless Gay@HeartlessGayyy1 Feb 2016
Monday mood xitter.gq/HeartlessGayyy/status/…
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Amber Rose
@DaRealAmberRose27 Jan 2016
Lol @kanyewest Now u wanna delete ur tweets cuz Muva has arrived? #TwitterFingers #UrGettingBodiedByAStripperNigga
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Amber Rose
@DaRealAmberRose27 Jan 2016
Awww @kanyewest are u mad I'm not around to play in ur asshole anymore? #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch☝
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