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Artist formally known as Chalupa

Texas, USA
Joined July 2018
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Bad day to be a couch.
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Are you ready????
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Increase the pay gap
New Mexico State women's basketball was down 1 with about 20 seconds left in the 4th, stole the ball, & scored on their own basket...
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Greg Abbott after losing the election, but realizing he’ll probably get access to Pornhub back.
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Three HS teams in Oklahoma were locked in a tiebreaker and went to a Catfish restaurant to flip coins at midnight to decide which two teams head to the playoffs High School Football is amazing
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The Yankees and Astros were the two teams that showed the most interest in signing Trevor Bauer while he was with Diablos Rojos in Mexico, per @ElTioElie
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Rice loses a buy game to East Texas A&M. The epitome of brutality.
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The Mormons are coming to South Texas?
Good South Texas soaking in coming days!
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I never understood why Republicans were so beholden to the evangelical right. You can tax these things right here to help reduce property taxes and make everyone happy.
If I were the Democrats in TEXAS LEGALIZE WEED LEGALIZE CASINOS (these two policies right here and GOP can hang it up) I believe Casinos could subsidize Property Taxes to a degree
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I call that a Saturday morning
hear me out ... 9-9-9 challenge, but with breakfast tacos 👀
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hear me out ... 9-9-9 challenge, but with breakfast tacos 👀
Born in San Antonio. Inspired by a city staple. 🌮 Introducing the San Antonio Breakfast Tacos, a special alternate identity of the Missions taking the field April 16–18, 2027. sabreakfasttacos.com
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Check out the new SA Missions unis... the Breakfast Tacos... #sanantonio #porvida
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I need this hat
Check out the new SA Missions unis... the Breakfast Tacos... #sanantonio #porvida
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Herbert gets engaged: 0-7 Luka gets divorced: 47.9 PPG Laws of the universe don’t lie.
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Kyler Murray as soon as GTA 6 is about to come out:
QB Carson Wentz will start for Minnesota in Week 9 as Kyler Murray deals with hamstring soreness, per @AdamSchefter
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Alright what the fuck Sondra
If Texas goes blue I will call a truce with Astro fans
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There are some really good takes on here this morning. There are some really bad takes on here this morning.
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Time to sub in Bronny
YOOOOOO 248-187???
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Texas has elected Gina Hinajosa as governor. I give you a summary of her positions on education, from her own materials: Dramatically reduce standardizing testing and standard measures of student/school achievement, eliminate school vouchers, ban charter schools from eliminating applicants with past disciplinary problems. This is what Texas voted for, just in part. And there's more... This what I mean about how we vote on pique, not principle. And we elected people like this, and worse, nationwide tonight.
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Nick Bosa next Sunday after seeing the election results
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