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Greg Abbott after losing the election, but realizing he’ll probably get access to Pornhub back.
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Three HS teams in Oklahoma were locked in a tiebreaker and went to a Catfish restaurant to flip coins at midnight to decide which two teams head to the playoffs
High School Football is amazing
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The Yankees and Astros were the two teams that showed the most interest in signing Trevor Bauer while he was with Diablos Rojos in Mexico, per @ElTioElie
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I never understood why Republicans were so beholden to the evangelical right. You can tax these things right here to help reduce property taxes and make everyone happy.
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hear me out ...
9-9-9 challenge, but with breakfast tacos 👀
Born in San Antonio. Inspired by a city staple. 🌮
Introducing the San Antonio Breakfast Tacos, a special alternate identity of the Missions taking the field April 16–18, 2027.
sabreakfasttacos.com
You see this @RichOToole @The_Reliant
I need this hat
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Herbert gets engaged: 0-7
Luka gets divorced: 47.9 PPG
Laws of the universe don’t lie.
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Kyler Murray as soon as GTA 6 is about to come out:
QB Carson Wentz will start for Minnesota in Week 9 as Kyler Murray deals with hamstring soreness, per @AdamSchefter
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There are some really good takes on here this morning.
There are some really bad takes on here this morning.
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Texas has elected Gina Hinajosa as governor. I give you a summary of her positions on education, from her own materials: Dramatically reduce standardizing testing and standard measures of student/school achievement, eliminate school vouchers, ban charter schools from eliminating applicants with past disciplinary problems. This is what Texas voted for, just in part. And there's more...
This what I mean about how we vote on pique, not principle.
And we elected people like this, and worse, nationwide tonight.


































